1000+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

[Venchi1986]

326: Try to make money selling earplugs while someone drums on the pots and pans

 

[LORD SHAXX]

327: punch a cashier with a fist full of jelly

 

[Venchi1986]

328: Block of four registers and refuse to let people pass unless they have all eight badges

 

[Captain Hesperus]

329: Barter for herbs and spices offering camels in exchange.

Captain Hesperus

 

[LORD SHAXX]

eat a candy bar infront of a worker and say "is this for sale?"

 

[RulerOfChad]

323: use the Romanian flag as your PFP

331: Mistake the Romanian flag for the Chad flag

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

332: having essentially the exact same flag as Romania apart from slight shades of differences between the blue, yellow, and red vertical stripes. (XD)

 

[LORD SHAXX]

333: putting lead in a drug addicts head that has obs

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

334: for acting like a gosh darn maniac for no good reason

 

[LORD SHAXX]

335: shooting the maniac in the LEFT ARM

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

336: inviting me to RP wild west style

 

[LORD SHAXX]

337: puts coffee to Extinction

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

338: completely derail this thread again, and invoke the wrath of the admins and mods

 

[RulerOfChad]

339: Getting the thread back on track. Take a bit out of all of the oven pizza and then rebuild then with clay replicas that will exploded in the oven.

 

[Venchi1986]

340: Try convince everyone in the store to change their name to John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt so that you can sing the song without lying

 

[solmachine]

341: frenching the cashier a little too passionately

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

342: not frenching the cashier passionately enough

 

[FloofWhispers]

342: Flirt with every hot married man despite being the only furry there.

 

[spl3nd1d]

343. Pull a "The Walking Dead" move and bite as many customers as you can. 100% WILL WORK.

 

[RulerOfChad]

344: go to the pool toys section and blow up all of the pool toys before getting some tape and making an inflatable fort.

 

[Venchi1986]

345: Declare war on chad and conscript customers into your army before storming the tool section for whatever sharp object you can find

 

[RulerOfChad]

346: using materials from various sections create a mind control device and use it to gather followers creating an army, declaring war on Venchiland.

 

[Nokumi]

347: gather a bunch of LARP people and have a full on war in the store and watch havoc unfold as the many many many mid evil dressed up people fight and scare the customers. Chasing after them with axes and swords.

 

[Venchi1986]

348: Prepare to sacrifice someone to the Elder Gods

 

[RulerOfChad]

Using every kind of semi liquid, peanut butter, cake frosting or whatever, create an art "Masterpiece along all of the walls and blow dry it until it's caked in.