1000+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

[Gundam Watcher 27]

221: Shoot an Anti in the face with a revolver.

 

[Funnier President]

222: Shoot the person shooting an Anti

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

222: Shoot the person shooting an Anti

223: Shoot the person that shot the person that shot the anti.

 

[Funnier President]

224: Play despacito on all of the devices of the electronics area

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

225: Rickroll the manager

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

224: Rickroll the Cashier

 

[Villain Shoto Todoroki]

225: bes the ultimate karen

 

[Sir Fungus]

226: Transform into a titan in the bakery

 

[Villain Shoto Todoroki]

227: stabs someone with intent of killing

 

[chuushi]

228: Run into the Walmart and then suddenly begin yelling telling everyone about how your significant other just broke up for you and you're holding auditions for a new partner in marriage in the inside Mcdonalds, and that you require that have seen the Bee Movie, then when they proclaim they don't know what the Bee Movie is, start yelling out the entire Bee Movie Script, word for word.

 

[VapidBeauty]

229. Smack a small child with a baguette you didn't purchase while pretending to be a knight.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

230. Smack a medium-sized child with a baguette you didn't purchase while pretending to be a knight.

 

[Funnier President]

Smack the stupid riolu for smacking a child

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

(HEY AT LEAST I DIDN'T KILL THEM-)

 

[Funnier President]

232: Smack the stupid Riolu for talking back to me

 

[Manga_Is_Literature]

233: Buy a bunch of pickle jars, about 4-6, and a bowl. Then, pour all the picked juice into a bowl. Grab a random child and drown them in the pickle juice while yelling "PICKLE RICK 2.0". Not only will you get kicked out of walmart, you'll also probably go to jail XD

 

[Funnier President]

234: Grab a airsoft gun, and dress up like a granny while shooting little kids and laughing while yelling "YOU UNGRACEFUL BRATS!"

 

[Manga_Is_Literature]

234: Grab a airsoft gun, and dress up like a granny while shooting little kids and laughing while yelling "YOU UNGRACEFUL BRATS!"

XDXDXDXD

 

[The Dreamer of the Lore]

235. Take a cart, go dressed as Mad Max and start rushing through all the paths while screaming "Witness me!"

 

[Funnier President]

236: Run at people with your arms crossed and slam into them while yelling "Wakanda Forever"

 

[Ilikepie]

237: releasing pikachu of every type in the the store to cause chaos expect electric because who the og pikachu is leading from home speaking into the headsets of the other pikachu.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

238: Using weapons of any kind.

 

[Idea]

239: Person: What do you mean? That’s way to expensive for something this bland!
Cashier: Sir, it’s comes with sauce?
Person: *coughs* Right. My apologies, I guess my taste is a little off, must be this headache I’m having...

 

[VapidBeauty]

240: Act out literally any scene from the Wolf of Wall street in the deli aisle.

 

[Funnier President]

Get into purple overalls, and smack people over the head with a tennis racket while yelling "It-a Waluigi Time!"