1000+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

199. Yoinking a phone that was someone else's

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

200. Using the same exact phone to prank call the manager

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

201. Starting new years by ripping up all the calendars.

 

[Sir Fungus]

202. Stabbing the bags of rice and screaming before stabbing the boxes of cereal

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

203. Yelling in general

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

204. Yelling at a general in general

 

[Sir Fungus]

205. Summoning Cthulhu In the clothing department.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

206. Summoning any demons

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

207. Summon all demons from the ars Goetia

 

[Sir Fungus]

208. Screaming in the eldritch tongue

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

207. Screaming in the eldritch tongue

You mean 208

 

[BunnyVT]

209. Trying to hide a T.V in your shirt

 

[Sir Fungus]

You mean 208

Thanks for catching that

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

210. BREAKING THE 4TH WALL

 

[Sir Fungus]

211. Taking the games out of their containers and not even taking them, just leaving them there.

 

[Gundam-kun]

212. Throwing a rotisserie chicken at an employee

 

[Spongzilla]

213. Opening a portal to the underworld

 

[Superfly47]

214. For flooding the store and then using Superpowers to freeze the water and then host a skating party.

 

[ave goin insane]

215. Trying to recruit the employees into an independent short film called Crime Stopper Crew

 

[Bevsie_Dez]

219: Dump a bottle of mustard on a child, pour pickles on their hair, pummel them with hamburger buns and screech at them saying that they're a burger.

 

[LunarArt1]

217: Starting a literal war

 

[AngelCloud]

218: Shouting "There are Three Impostors Among Us" And proceeding to stab random people with knives

 

[stormcaller]

219: Insist on licking the floor.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

(This feels like a Things Mr. Bright is not Allowed to do in the Foundation)
220: Insist that not wearing a mask is better

 

[Funnier President]

220. Huggie everyone and tell them that your sick