"Wait an hour before opening the door. They should have suffocated by then."
*Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan cut their way out of the room with their lightsabers anyway*
"Well, so much for changing canon. We're screwed."
Me: *sees a Harry Potter and/or Percy Jackson rp* Hey this looks neat.
Me: *Remembers that Harry Potter and/or Percy Jackson rps are cursed and always die* Never mind.
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Law of Debate Equity: The larger one side of a debate or argument is, the larger the opposition is. They are not necessarily balanced, but rather gain new members at a proportional rate.
Corollary: The more vocal one side of a debate is, the more vocal the opposition is.
The Fur Affinity Correspondent Law: For every account on any forum or platform, there is an account with a near-identical name on Fur Affinity. It is always uncertain if these correspond to the same person, as the one who is questioned about it will always deny such a thing.
Rhea: Ah, yes, the Three Houses. There's the Blue Lions, the Black Eagles, and the... uh... *squints at writing on hand* the Yellow Elks... yes, that's it.
My whole life has been me joining fandoms and standing in the one spot that's not on fire. Like, I'm inside the doorway. I can leave whenever I want but I just don't. I just stand there, watching it burn in dissonant, uncaring serenity.
"A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi Knights. Also his real name is Anakin Skywalker and he's your father. I took his lightsaber from him after I cut off his arms and legs. I cried a lot."