• "Wait an hour before opening the door. They should have suffocated by then."
    *Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan cut their way out of the room with their lightsabers anyway*
    "Well, so much for changing canon. We're screwed."
    Join Golden Deer we have:

    • "Hilda! Hilda!"
    • Meat
    • Disney Princess
    • I fear no man, but that thing... it scares me.
    • I was trained by Jeralt!
    • Photoshop Hair
    • Devianart User
    Lead by:

    • Spider-Man with a bow and arrow
    Me: *sees a Harry Potter and/or Percy Jackson rp* Hey this looks neat.
    Me: *Remembers that Harry Potter and/or Percy Jackson rps are cursed and always die* Never mind.
    Hey kids! Do you have a problem choosing between two ships? Maybe you like one ship and your friend likes the other, pitting you against eachother in an all out shipping war. Well, have we got the thing for you. Introducing threesomes. Now you can get the best of both worlds all for the low low price of your soul! But that's not all! For a limited time only you can get a free pair of shipping goggles(TM) with every purchase! Batteries not included.
    Kaerri
    Kaerri
    Do I want to know what shipping goggles are?
    LegoLad659
    LegoLad659
    Well, you know those old goggles where you put them over your face and flip a switch, and they flip through all kinds of images? Kinda like that, but with ships
    And this is the final one for now.
    • Law of Debate Equity: The larger one side of a debate or argument is, the larger the opposition is. They are not necessarily balanced, but rather gain new members at a proportional rate.
      • Corollary: The more vocal one side of a debate is, the more vocal the opposition is.
    LegoLad659
    LegoLad659
    I thought it was just existing that caused a huge number of people to hate something
    The return! Two more have been added!

    • The Fur Affinity Correspondent Law: For every account on any forum or platform, there is an account with a near-identical name on Fur Affinity. It is always uncertain if these correspond to the same person, as the one who is questioned about it will always deny such a thing.
    I do not want to know how they found this out.
    Fable
    Fable
    I googled my rpn username, oml I feel violated.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    All I get when I googke my username without modifiers is something about doors and carpentry.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    I want to go on fur affinity to find out but at the same time I want to preserve what little innocence I have left.
    Rhea: Ah, yes, the Three Houses. There's the Blue Lions, the Black Eagles, and the... uh... *squints at writing on hand* the Yellow Elks... yes, that's it.
    Footage of Detective Gumshoe investigating a crime scene:
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    LegoLad659
    LegoLad659
    Wait until you see the outtakes, where Gumshoe didn't notice there wasn't any blood on the dress until Phoenix pointed it out to him in the courtroom!

    There's a reason he didn't want that clip to reach the public.
    My mom: you have to do 40 minutes of math.
    Me: But I thought I only had to do 30 minutes.
    My mom:
    elCmS4CQI1SQacnNfJDfzDgMgMYz3DaC1DR5L5V4l6ZxpezsrUaOkH_2u0ykMyWz5dNkhYaEcgq2RA21E5DbuDQNY6nR8LtySrH-gW7twdgKtehyZRS84lu7Xz7-7CrJzORzkd-1tNrUrD7MpAy5b2lCSwPhV0Ss-vM
    "It's an ancient Sith legend."
    But Legends is no longer canon.
    "Oh shit, you're right."
    May the fourth be with you.
    lego-star-wars-the-skywalker-saga.jpg
    BackSet
    BackSet
    Nope.

    Maybe DLC...

    There is going to be some Mandalorian content via a code that comes with a lego set but after the set comes out you'll probably just be able to look it up online.
    The Mechanist
    The Mechanist
    Oh? Interesting
    BackSet
    BackSet
    Speaking of, I really should get Disney+ so I can watch Clone Wars and Mandalorian.
    And now, a short summary of Fire Emblem: Three Houses:

    Everyone: Edelgard, no!
    Edelgard and Hubert: Edelgard, yes!
    Byleth: Uh... Edelgard, maybe?
    My whole life has been me joining fandoms and standing in the one spot that's not on fire. Like, I'm inside the doorway. I can leave whenever I want but I just don't. I just stand there, watching it burn in dissonant, uncaring serenity.
    "A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi Knights. Also his real name is Anakin Skywalker and he's your father. I took his lightsaber from him after I cut off his arms and legs. I cried a lot."
    LegoLad659
    LegoLad659
    "What I told you was true... From a certain point of view."
    "...Old man, you're a jackass and a dumbass. I really wish I knew that, like, years ago. Haven't you been living near where I lived since before I was even born?"
    LegoLad659
    LegoLad659
    Also TIL Ctrl+Enter=Post. Good to know XD
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