other men drink water so if i were to drink water, i would by proxy be drinking water that millions of other men have drank before me, and that seems really gay
as an american, i vote we get rid of the bullshit we call thanksgiving. i dont like my relatives, and im not thankful for having food that makes me want to vomit being the only thing on the table. get rid of the turkey, replace this with my grandmother-in-law making a lasagna and me coming over for a good lasagna
breaking my heart is impossible for i am a zombie. it stopped beating april 30th, 2016 and now i exist year round for halloween to come again so i may leave the house without people suspectinh anything.