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  • The important thing is I have to get to the travel channel so I can tell you all the best places to get a steak hoagie.
    Because I’m a commercial, and a hedgehog.
    gloomyResearcher
    gloomyResearcher
    I'm never gonna get my hoagie- O~O
    NeonFlow
    NeonFlow
    Hey this hummer has the fuel efficiency of a leaky lawn mower, I’ll make great time
    I’m trying to make my rp as much like Kayne West as possible, catchy, funny, dead serious and batshit stupid.

    Probably why I’m having trouble with the stat system
    So I held a competition on social media... A fan could win the chance to spend a night with me.

    The winner was a areoblade ceiling fan, needless to say she hung in midair as I turned her on
    If the person cursing me had the stones to step up and hire a actual hitman instead of poking the voodoo doll of me, that’d be swell
    NeonFlow
    NeonFlow
    Basically guts, balls, peppermint creams, tits, gusto, nerve, confidence... that sorta thing
    Idea
    Idea
    Oh. What if they just set the voodoo doll on fire instead?
    NeonFlow
    NeonFlow
    In the weather I have it might feel nice
    I haven’t watched a single star wars movie.

    I’ll take all your astonishment and surprised rage in the corner thanks
    I don’t think anyone will question that I grew up to marry red dead redemption 2.
    It’ll be a happy relationship where it sort of respects me while only sometimes asking for micro transactions.
    Peacemaker .45
    Peacemaker .45
    I’m so pumped for this game. I loved the original and played it YEARS ago when it was released. I’m so ready for RDR2.
    NeonFlow
    NeonFlow
    I was already hyped for it but I saw a ad recently and couldn’t help but be excited
    “Do you think I just came out the sliz rapping like wax? Cause I did.” Flowiest~D 2016
    Hair dark and long, a spirit so strong
    Banging my heart like a blood soaked gong
    Everyone would know
    Eyes bright and wide, a face filled with pride
    A rush of thoughts that could make me hide
    But it’s more fulfilling to show
    A smile when you can, a laugh that’s loud
    Feet on the ground with dreams in a cloud
    To Fly straight and true
    through red and the blue
    Prove there’s no problem you can’t chew
    I have a idea for a fantasy quest/adventure rp, the setting and themes and parts of the world all imagined already, mostly suited to group but could work either way. Each time I go to write it down and post it however I feel it needs more or isn’t right.

    Anyone up for collaboration of some kind?
    When I first looked in your eyes
    You were more than just a beauty to me
    All my senses shot straight up
    I was rock hard emotionally
    I've got a heart boner tonight
    Feel my love pants growing tight
    I wanna plug you with respect all through the night
    I'll bust a nut of joy a light
    You are the love that I pursue
    Do you feel the feels I feel for you
    There's so much we have yet to do
    Now jump me like a kangaroo
    Happy birthday to me
    Some one fix my knee
    I look like a monkey
    And my heart is jumpy

    No present for me, no smiles of glee
    A face set like stone
    As I lay alone
    No one is around
    It’s just me at home
    Today I was told by a girl “my face would look pretty if she sat on it”

    I humbly declined as I had no polite way of asking if she was clean
    The Mechanist
    The Mechanist
    I mean don’t you already have a girl anyways?
    NeonFlow
    NeonFlow
    “I have a girl” you say? As if I could own another human being? No good sir I do not have a girl.


    I have a massive crush on one sure but I do not own people tinkerer!
    The Mechanist
    The Mechanist
    Pffffft
    I yelled out “why me?”
    And a man claiming to be god with a long white beard simply whispered in my ear

    “Why not?”

    I explained how I felt and how I could do without the fuckaround.

    The man said “eh fuck ya” before riding off on a razor scooter.
    I sighed deep before getting in my car and leaving.

    No moral or lesson here, just the option to try and change yourself for the better
    “Uh I think I dreamt it..”
    How was it, amazing?
    “Uhhh...”
    You mean uhh-stounding, yea you do
    Why did sonic go to the doctor?
    He had the runs.

    Why did mario go to the doctor?
    It’s a tragic story really, Mario is trapped in his own little world where he feels like half the man he is until he eats mushrooms.. his brother has tried to get him into rehab but only now that Mario has hit rock bottom has he made the effort to better himself.
    NeonFlow
    NeonFlow
    Why did Luigi go to the doctor?
    He took a fall in his mansion, hurt his hip.
    My third eye grew and opened not to see the universe, but to twitch in frustration
    Bill Nein
    Bill Nein
    I relate. Me meditating on these fool before I yoink them out of existence. I’m sure my karma won’t build from that.
    Saccharine Cyanide
    Saccharine Cyanide
    Ow, you poked me in the third eye and now I feel pain in the nth dimension
    Bill Nein
    Bill Nein
    Your welcome
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