• I will always know Patton Oswalt as the Minecraft Man from the Minecraft Game by Telltale.
    This is a test:

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    If you can recognize this character without looking it up or reverse image searching or whatever you are officially cool.

    I mean, you're cool anyways but now you're extra cool.
    I saw the Patreon message and almost panicked cause I was like "What did I do wrong this time?"
    Tgg he at awkward moment when somebody tries to rickroll you and you just start jamming out because you unironically like the song.
    When you're alone and you laugh at your own joke then you've got the whole room laughing.
    LegoLad659
    LegoLad659
    Would it be depressing for me to say that must mean I get the room laughing every time I write something mildly entertaining
    They say don't be down on yourself but look at what happens to people who have good opinions of themselves: they do stupid things and have their fall from grace, usually in the form of a scandal.
    Don't mind me, just spending hours researching British slang to make my character more accurate.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    I don't think any of you actually get how funny this is. I'm the guy who makes fun of the British. Like, that's one of my things, that I'm anti-British (not actually, it's just a joke) and here I am making a British character (well, half British).
    Normally I wouldn't do this but I feel the need to share this dream because it's absurd:

    So basically,
    I dreamed that Dark Link decided to become a clone of Zelda, start going by the intentionally ironic name of Sunny, and using she/her pronouns. She then helps Zelda win a war by summoning Zeldas from across the multiverse and Zelda falls in love with her on the battlefield. Meanwhile, Link is a talk show host in space for reasons beyond my comprehension.

    I also had the much more terrifying dream that they made another Hotel Transylvania movie. Mercifully, I don't remember the details.
    LegoLad659
    LegoLad659
    You had my interest up until the talk show part XD
    BackSet
    BackSet
    According to my brain, that's the only logical place Link could be since he isn't here for the main event.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    To quote a TV Tropes forum user: "I like how your brain's answer for "where's Link during all this?" is "he's the new host for Space Ghost Coast to Coast.""
    The best place to hide government secrets is the terms and conditions.
    Idea
    Idea
    I once saw a comedian joking that someone could put the whole of Mein Kampf in there and people would still scroll down to the bottom and press “I Agree”.
    Martin Luther: the first man to get mad about microtransactions.
    Idea
    Idea
    I’m afraid I’m not getting the joke
    BackSet
    BackSet
    He was mad the church was allowing people to pay to go to heaven.
    Idea
    Idea
    Oooooh!

    Oh that Martin Luther!


    For some reason my mind immediately jumped to Martin Luther King.
    "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." -The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
    • Law of Bug Report False Alarms: About 80% of all "bug reports" are either intended features of the software or purely the fault of the one posting the report.
    • Out of Sight, Out of Mind Law: For about 30% of all forum users, nothing exists on the forum or any given subforum, opened threads excluded, that requires scrolling in order to be seen.
    Also known as the google page 2 efect.
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