The bible is most likely very selective and left out all the bad and embarrassing things Jesus did. Like that time he accidentally dropped a hammer on his foot in front of his followers (he was a carpenter, wasn't he?)
Me in the future: I made this show because it contained two of my favorite things, Magical Girls and Greek Mythology. My other most favorite thing that trumps all the other things is Kirby and I wish I could put him in there. I would totally make a Kirby TV Show call me nintendo!
Batman is the most realistic protagonist. Whenever I feel sad I too feel the urge to put on a bat costume and do improbable gymnastics maneuvers on buildings.