Fantasy Reverse Isekai Bullshit

[Amyleii]

what if my character IS a princess but also a overpowered noble knight.

 

[Birdsie]

They can get the dragon laid and make more eggs

Wasn't the dragon supposed to be a loli? That has some implications that tempt me to call the FBI.

Input for the party's resident shield/mini-healer? Is he OP enough? Is he legendary enough? Is he a cool enough paladin to save the president?

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Good Boy
BASIC INFORMATION
Name: Galehaut Logres
Aliases: Sir Galehaut, "Good Boy"
Age: 25
Gender: Male
Race: Half-Angel

PERSONAL
Personality: Galehaut, in short, seeks to find enlightenment in helping others. He believes in base kindness and in fighting evil to protect the beauty and good in the world. He is not above killing, as, though regretful, it merely sends a person into the next life, be it at peace with the Gods, or in the torment of hell.

He is the kind of guy that, when faced with a situation where a demon has possessed someone to murder a person, he won't let the accused go to jail nor will he deny the family of the murdered person justice - instead, he'll mount his steed and ride off in a quest into the depths of the abyss, so as to bring the demon responsible to court. Even if it means he is risking death.

Galehaut is laid-back and tries to get along with everyone. He seeks to solve conflicts and act as a mediator where possible. He's a total bro at parties and always drinks less so he can walk/carry everyone else back to their homes.

It is possible that his duties as the "good boy" may overwhelm and he could snap and murder you or turn to the dark side. If that happens, apply the power of friendship to remind him of what is truly important.

He is a good boy and works hard every day to get his wings.

Backstory: One day, on a cold winter night, a nun opened the orphanage door and found a baby in a basket at the doorstep, with a small owl pendant; the symbol of Moira, the goddess of wisdom, who wishes for mortals to seek enlightenment. The nun took the baby in and named him Galehaut.

Growing up, Galehaut was outed as a very, very strange child. Not in terms of personality (that too, though,) as much as in the sense that auspicious events happened around him: his touch relieved the elderly of their aches and pains for a week, people's allergies seemed to clear up around him, the babies of the orphanage seemed to stop crying when they saw him, flowers bloomed when he walked in the grass, once he sneezed into a handkerchief which not only cleaned it but also caused a white dove to appear in it. A blind man could see Galehaut, but only as a glowing, bright humanoid in a void.

In other words: Fucking weird, right?

So the nuns all gathered together one fateful evening and decided this child had been gifted in some way by the gods above.

Galehaut was promptly sent to a nearby temple, where the clerics tested him for divine energy. The machine had several settings starting at 'None,' and going upwards: 'Potential Priest,' 'Considerably Celestial,' 'Definitely Divine' all the way to: 'Goodness Gracious!' The moment they turned it on, the machine haywired.

Cue badass paladin training, where Galehaut's angelic mother epiphanized herself in front of him and told him that he had been chosen by Moira to seek the meaning of benevolence.

After that, he built up something of an impressive resumé; he killed the malevolent dragon Pyldret, picked one-hundred ambrosian fruits from the garden of Ygrasmundhil to save the Queen of Oldtown, traveled into the Old Lich City, traveled into the New Lich City and then came out of the underworld.

One task after another crossed off his list, Galehaut decided to start his next adventure and joined the hunt for Lord Xandiel, making friends along the way.

COMBAT
Weapons & Armor:

The Holy Relics:

- Dazzling Shield of Hann: Has the ability to absolutely nullify any force acting upon it, be it magical or physical. It protects the wearer from mental attack and possession. In addition, it draws ranged attacks towards itself.
- Burning Crusader Sword of Leissinetaut: A holy sword that can set itself ablaze with the flame of a seraph, basically turning it into a lightsaber and letting it cut through anything. Even when the flames don't directly hit the target, it is possible to fire off ranged arcs of flame that can cut boulders in half and scorch the insides black.
- Armor of Moira: Pure, white, dope. Includes a helmet and owl filigree. Forged from an alloy of obdurium, adamantium and mithral.
- Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch: A grenade with which to smite the sinners. Upon exploding, it reforms in the thrower's hand. It has a non-lethal and lethal mode (flashbang and fragmentation.)

Items & Personal Belongings:
- Locket of the Owl Goddess: +1 to Wisdom. Allows to 'Detect Magic.'
- A meager sum of money. He donates most of his earnings to the poor and squalid.

Skills & Abilities:
- Adept Fighter: Experienced in working that shield and sword to protect the lives of the innocent and to punish the wicked!
- Enhanced Condition: Angelic deoxyribonucleic acid apparently contains coding for super-strong muscles, improved chemical reactions, an overall amazing coordination, and the ability to comically ignore inertia like this is an anime or cartoo- oh wait.
- Bifrost Wings: Sir Galehaut can manifest spectral rainbow-colored wings to allow him to fly with stunning speed. These aren't as good as the real thing, though.

Spells & Magic:
- Holy Aura: Good Boy has an aura that makes miracles take place. For example, when sitting at a park bench, when he gets up, he might leave behind some suspicious feathers sometimes. Or, if he touches a pregnant woman, she is assured to have a healthy childbirth with no defects; basically, he can vaccinate children before they're born. And a lot of other things! He glows in the dark, sometimes. And other times he glitters! It's a sweet deal if you forgot a flashlight.
- Lay On Hands: The paladin classic. Basically, he heals your wounds by laying his hands on them. And while he does so, he also rewrites your nervous system to feel pleasure instead of pain, kind of like an extreme painkiller. Isn't that nice?
- Some Miracles: Smite, True Strike, Fast Guard, Fast Heal, Decoy, Cure Minor Wounds, Heal, Ability Boost, Dispel Magic, Reflect Magic, Buff, Bless, Exorcism, Resurrect, Command, etc. You get the vibe.

Weaknesses:
- Curses and Unholiness: SIN BUUURNS!
- MUST. SAVE. PEOPLE!

FLUFF
Hobbies:
- Saving kittens from trees.
- Absolving sinners.
- Punishing very bad sinners.
- Protecting innocents.
- Helping old ladies across the street.
- Running soup kitchens.

Quote\s: "Excuse me, sir. Black tar heroin is illegal in this kingdom. Could I ask you to stop distributing it? What do you mean 'where's my warrant?'"

 

[D. Rex]

what if my character IS a princess but also a overpowered noble knight.

Then he would probably make lewd and antagonistic comments about her, rather than just antagonistic. Your human ways are novel and easy to mock.

 

[D. Rex]

Also, lionheart there is not going to like dragon much xD, if the language alone doesn't cause the good bois ears to burn off.

 

[Birdsie]

if the language alone doesn't cause the good bois ears to burn off.

He'll just do the Steve Rogers Classic.

 

[D. Rex]

He'll just do the Steve Rogers Classic.

In response he would just do the George Carlin.

 

[Birdsie]

In response he would just do the George Carlin.

I can respect that., and do a Louis C.K. in response.

 

[D. Rex]

I can respect that., and do a Louis C.K. in response.

Maybe he can try to turn the dragon from his vile and crude ways.

 

[Amyleii]

(Original look.)

(current look)

Name: Amelia pendrakon

Age: 23 (looks about 7)

Gender: female

Alliance: the group

Role: Noble Knight

Power(s)/Skill(s): a master at swordplay, her noble sword is named uthgard and it has the unique property that it can cut through any material rather it be magical or otherwise.

Weapon(s): Uthgard the dragonslayers sword.

History: Amelia was the princess daughter of the king of knights Artier pendrakon. She was raised from a young age to be a powerful knight and has gone on many adventures. she has slain evertything from orcs to dragons and is praised for her good deeds. on one adventure, when she was 23, she went up agains a powerful sorcerer who thought he could easily make a name for himself by defeating the princess of knights. he underestimated her as all her opponents do, and before she was able to strike him down he desperately put out a curse to leave her weak, a curse which made her body regress to a childs form and never age from that day onward. the sorcerer escaped and now she struggles to find parties who are willing to take her on adventures, as no one seems to want to "babysit" her, despite the fact that she can still fight better then almost any knight in the kingdom.

 

[Birdsie]

Maybe he can try to turn the dragon from his vile and crude ways.

"How does one convince a dragon to stop swearing?"

Good Boy: "Crack open a cold one with the dragon and explain to him how there are other methods of self-expression that don't require crude language. If that fails, use the power of friendship and moral aesops."

 

[D. Rex]

"How does one convince a dragon to stop swearing?"

Good Boy: "Crack open a cold one with the dragon and explain to him how there are other methods of self-expression that don't require crude language. If that fails, use the power of friendship and moral aesops."

Swearing is the least of his issues. And he can say bad things without using curse words :p

 

[Amyleii]

there is my character sheet

 

[Birdsie]

Swearing is the least of his issues. And he can say bad things without using curse words :p

Ah. Well, I think the solution says the same. If it fails, use sword.

 

[Birdsie]

Age: 23 (looks about 7)

So a loli?

 

[takki]

Here's a rough draft of my sheet I made in ten minutes

Spoiler

• General

• Name: Yozuto Mikotsu
  Nicknames/Aliaes: Yozu
  Age: somewhere between 15-22 idk
  Gender: Male
  Race: Human
  Role: ??
  Personality: retarded, probably someone like Aqua from KonoSuba
  Backstory: He was a gamer otaku living in modern Japan, gifted with a power that only he possess until his friend named Xandiel transported him into an unfamiliar world.
  Skills: has the power to overcome anything with the power of friendship
  Magic: (either of these choices would end in my final sheet)
  1. light/dark magic
  2. can steal panties
  2. absorb and release
  3. pls suggest thanks i dont want to rip off characters from other isekai anime

 

[Birdsie]

Name: Yozuto Mikotsu
Nicknames/Aliaes: Yozu
Age: somewhere between 15-22 idk
Gender: Male
Race: Human
Role: ??
Personality: retarded, probably someone like Aqua from KonoSuba
Backstory: He was a gamer otaku living in modern Japan, gifted with a power that only he possess until his friend named Xandiel transported him into an unfamiliar world.
Skills: has the power to overcome anything with the power of friendship
Magic: (either of these choices would end in my final sheet)
1. light/dark magic
2. can steal panties
2. absorb and release
3. pls suggest thanks i dont want to rip off characters from other isekai anime

Is this our protagonist?

 

[Amyleii]

So a loli?

have you not been paying attention? I have been talking about my knight who was cursed to be a loli this whole time lol.

 

[takki]

Is this our protagonist?

yes

 

[Birdsie]

have you not been paying attention? I have been talking about my knight who was cursed to be a loli this whole time lol.

I was writing good boy's character sheet.

Also, the moment we get to this world:

 

[D. Rex]

Lol he wouldn't be called "Ragnar the invincible" if he was able to be killed by some silly magical vegetable peeler.

 

[Amyleii]

I was writing good boy's character sheet.

Also, the moment we get to this world:

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*cuts cop car in half with uthgard* "such mundane and loud screeching creatures. what is this world?"

 

[Birdsie]

*cuts cop car in half with uthgard* "such mundane and loud screeching creatures. what is this world?"

"That thing looked like a metal carriage. I wonder if it carries passengers."

Should I give Good Boy something like holy hand grenades or a better shield?

 

[Amyleii]

gotta be op as heck

 

[D. Rex]

Don't need a reason to have holy hand grenades. And here's a super shield

 

[Amyleii]

anytime a situation arises near Amelia=Cut it. cut it and then ask what it was.