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Wait so Miyamoto got the roles wrong???ALRIGHT GUMMY ADVERT YOUR EYES THIS WILL BE IN SPOILERS
IM SHAKING AND CRYING AND SOBBING
A NEW MARIO MOVIE WAS ANNOUNCED
but..
it‘s made my illumination.
ILLUMINATION.
IM NOT ONLY CRYING BUT
IM VERY ANGRY
BECAUSE BRAD PITT IS PLAYING BOWSER (WHICH HE DOESN’T DESERVE)
AND FUCKING JACK BLACK IS PLAYING DONKEY KONG
NOT ONLY THAT
BUT THE ORIGINAL VOICE ACTOR FOR MARIO DOESN’T EVEN GET TO VOICE ACT MARIO
HE‘S ONLY GOING TO HAVE ‘Special Appearances‘ AND IM SO MAD RN
NOWait so Miyamoto got the roles wrong???
Huh?!ALRIGHT GUMMY ADVERT YOUR EYES THIS WILL BE IN SPOILERS
IM SHAKING AND CRYING AND SOBBING
A NEW MARIO MOVIE WAS ANNOUNCED
but..
it‘s made my illumination.
ILLUMINATION.
IM NOT ONLY CRYING BUT
IM VERY ANGRY
BECAUSE BRAD PITT IS PLAYING BOWSER (WHICH HE DOESN’T DESERVE)
AND FUCKING JACK BLACK IS PLAYING DONKEY KONG
NOT ONLY THAT
BUT THE ORIGINAL VOICE ACTOR FOR MARIO DOESN’T EVEN GET TO VOICE ACT MARIO
HE‘S ONLY GOING TO HAVE ‘Special Appearances‘ AND IM SO MAD RN
Yea, I know, I saw it tooNO
ITS OFICIAL.
ALSO NO PIKMIN 4 BUT FUCK YEAH BAYO 3
huh so I got it wrongYea, I know, I saw it too
But Brad Pitt wasn't mentioned at all
According to Miyamoto, Jack Black is playing Bowser, not DK. DK will be played by Seth Rogen (of all people)
To be fairhuh so I got it wrong
IT’S STILL WRONG
EwTo be fair
Miyamoto did say Mario was going to have a prominent speaking role. I think Chris Pratt's voice would be easier to understand in regular conversation compared to Martinet's high pitched Italian accent.
I wish they'd hired a different organization than Illumination Entertainment for production tho. Fingers crossed this is more like Despicable Me than.....
The Emoji Movie.
That was my reaction to hearing Illumination's name being mentioned lolEw
Emoji movie
Knowing Nintendo's track record with first party franchises in movies, as well as Illumination's track record in general, I'd be surprised if it were 6/10 or higher.I mean, I would be alright if it was Sony making the movie, hell, even dreamworks, and bluesky if it hand’t got shut down by disney.
but……..
illumination???????
one of the most corporate safe companies?
im scared this will be bad
oooh yeah I saw itKnowing Nintendo's track record with first party franchises in movies, as well as Illumination's track record in general, I'd be surprised if it were 6/10 or higher.
Seriously, if Disney could get Bowser in Wreck-It Ralph, I see no reason why they couldn't make it themselves. The funny part is that Disney had that remake game with the Miis in today's Direct too lmao
jokes aside, epithet erased was such a good series yo
THATS ME ALWAYS