you’re breaking up with the user above you, why?

You couldn’t handle my chaotic ADHD-tism energy, even when there is two of you.


Edit: Also, You couldn't handle my horrible puns
 
I tried swinging your sword, but it was too heavy, making me severely injure my leg and break my femur bone
 
You were too random of a person. How am I supposed to be with such an unpredictable specimen?
 
You ate my bread, wouldn’t let me commit various war crimes
 
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I broke up with you because you're obviously lying 😚
 
You wouldn’t let me play with your sword
 
You tried to shove the spoon in me- almost exploded
 
But not in a fun way (Demolitions are fun)
 
You’re smiling gives off a wholesome air but it’s just to hide a sinister side.
 
I have nightmares from your green dragon cousin’s fire breath in Dragon Quest. Running into four in Dragon Quest II? Yeah no we have to break up :(
 
( lol it’s a real thing unfortunately in the games.. not fun)
 

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