Birdsie
The God-Emperor of Mankind
An entire nest of bullet ants.
Sure, you might say: "B-But, Bird-kun! If one of them bites you, you will go insane from the pain!" To which I respond: "Haha, do not fret, apprentice-chan. One: I've dealt with pain equal to bullet wounds before and I know how fucking horrible it is, which doesn't change anything! But two: I wear thick shoes most of the time and I run pretty fast, so the ants won't get me! While bees would! Bees are fucking fast, you know?"
Would you rather...
Worship the God-Emperor, or Worship the Four Gods of Chaos.
Note:
The former makes you a slave to a galactic empire that is racist against everything and anything that can be categorized as a race of its own.
The latter makes you insane and makes you undergo demonic rape that may or may not involve tentacles.
Sure, you might say: "B-But, Bird-kun! If one of them bites you, you will go insane from the pain!" To which I respond: "Haha, do not fret, apprentice-chan. One: I've dealt with pain equal to bullet wounds before and I know how fucking horrible it is, which doesn't change anything! But two: I wear thick shoes most of the time and I run pretty fast, so the ants won't get me! While bees would! Bees are fucking fast, you know?"
Would you rather...
Worship the God-Emperor, or Worship the Four Gods of Chaos.
Note:
The former makes you a slave to a galactic empire that is racist against everything and anything that can be categorized as a race of its own.
The latter makes you insane and makes you undergo demonic rape that may or may not involve tentacles.
