The Vending Machine of MAGIC re-boot

[Davis Butler]

You get a dragon festival.


I insert a bold word.

 

[Fable]

You get an italic word.


I insert a pillow.

 

[Idea]

You get a body pillow


I insert myself

 

[Squirrel Man Huey]

You get catnip.


I insert a mustache.

 

[Historical Storyteller]

You get a bearded woman.


I insert JOHN CENAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

 

[Squirrel Man Huey]

You get Michael Cena.


I insert a twelve pretzels.

 

[Historical Storyteller]

You get the Eiffel Tower.


I insert the tears of children.

 

[Illusionus]

You get the sound of the innocent. 


I insert a coin coin on a string. 

 

[Historical Storyteller]

You get an angry employee.


I insert happiness.

 

[Idea]

You get euphoria


I insert a dirty diaper 

 

[Davis Butler]

You get another diaper. 


I insert this forum.


You get another diaper. 


I insert this forum.

 

[Squirrel Man Huey]

You get fun.


I insert a fan that sings horrible music.

 

[KAmber]

You get a pan that sings opera


I insert an orange pot

 

[Tarazul]

You  get a orange bowl.


I  insert a jar of peanut butter.

 

[KAmber]

You get a jar of normal butter


I insert an Eldritch Lord Summoner

 

[Illusionus]

You get an H.P. Lovecraft novel. 


I insert a lock of my hair. 

 

[Davis Butler]

You get an afro.


I insert the fun I got earlier.

 

[Fistfullofjam]

You get an unending misery that will never be marginalised even through the empty void of death.


I insert a twelve year old.

 

[Illusionus]

You get a minecraft lets-play. 


I return the afro I got. 

 

[Phayne]

You get male pattern baldness


I insert the last cookie from the cookie jar

 

[KAmber]

You get the first cookie from the jar


I insert a broken table taped to a revolver 

 

[cadence]

You get a mess to clean up. 


I insert a rubber ducky.

 

[KAmber]

You get a rubber egg


I insert a Two of Hearts

 

[cadence]

You get a magic trick.


I insert a pound of sugar.

 

[KAmber]

You get a spoonful of sugar and a song


i insert a +5 Rapier from my last dnd session