The Vending Machine of MAGIC re-boot

[Fistfullofjam]

You get a 100m restraining order from literally everyone


I insert a single dried fig

 

[Davis Butler]

You get a dried cranberry.


I insert a fist full of jam.

 

[Illusionus]

You get a PB&J. 


I insert the tears of my enemies. 

 

[Idea]

you get the revenge of your enemies


I insert a pacifier

 

[KAmber]

you get an angry-izer.


I insert a pie and a shotgun and a math paper

 

[Davis Butler]

You get a PieGun wielded by Isaac Newton.


I insert Hank Hill.