The scattered debris tell a story.
The great Godstone was destroyed.
In our home, across the void, the Lands Beyond.
Now, King Mario the invincible is nowhere to be found,
and in the Night of the Dark Spikes, Johnny the Silver was the first to perish.
Soon, Mario's offspring only one quarter invincible, claimed the shards of the Godstone.
The mad taint of their newfound strength triggered the change.
A war from which no lord arose.
A war leading to abandonment by the Greater Will.
Arise now, ye Stained
Ye living dead, zombies who breathe.
The call of spagetti speaks to us all.
Nahye Naza, chieftan of the badlands.
The ever-brilliant Goldlock.
Sia, the slut.
The hateful Shit eater.
And Sir Gideon the Smart.
And others. Who would receive stromboli...
Some Stained of no renown.
Cross the fog, to the Lands Beyond.
To stand before the Chef of creations.
To become the Chosen Lord.
The great Godstone was destroyed.
In our home, across the void, the Lands Beyond.
Now, King Mario the invincible is nowhere to be found,
and in the Night of the Dark Spikes, Johnny the Silver was the first to perish.
Soon, Mario's offspring only one quarter invincible, claimed the shards of the Godstone.
The mad taint of their newfound strength triggered the change.
A war from which no lord arose.
A war leading to abandonment by the Greater Will.
Arise now, ye Stained
Ye living dead, zombies who breathe.
The call of spagetti speaks to us all.
Nahye Naza, chieftan of the badlands.
The ever-brilliant Goldlock.
Sia, the slut.
The hateful Shit eater.
And Sir Gideon the Smart.
And others. Who would receive stromboli...
Some Stained of no renown.
Cross the fog, to the Lands Beyond.
To stand before the Chef of creations.
To become the Chosen Lord.