The Person Above Rolled a 1

[HeathertheGamer]

The Grunt breaks us out, but now everyone around us thinks that we are criminals who belong in jail and won't hesitate to call the cops on us for the stupidest of reasons.

I try to bring cookies to someone's house to win their approval, and I roll 1.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

They burn in the oven.

I attempt to cover it with frosting. 1!!!

 

[HeathertheGamer]

The frosting melts completely, thus exposing the burnt cookies.

I try to make a salad and roll 1.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

The leaves are wilted.

I frantically roll my lucky did and get 1.

 

[HeathertheGamer]

Looks like that die isn't so lucky, because it has shattered into a million pieces.

I try to use it as seasoning but roll 1.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

It is plastic, and chips the eater's teeth.

We try to hide from the water of the salad and roll 1.

 

[HeathertheGamer]

The water of a flood instead finds us.

I try to give the die seasoning to someone I hate and roll 1.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

They end up loving it!

I give them the burnt cookies thinking they'll like it. 1.

 

[HeathertheGamer]

They hate it, and they insult your cooking skills.

I try to poison them. 1.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

They eat crushed dice. What can poison them?

I try to give them melted frosting. 1.

 

[HeathertheGamer]

The way that they eat it effectively scars you for life.

I try to get you a therapist and roll 1.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

The therapists think I'm faking and ignore you.

I try to rid myself of paranoid thoughts and roll 1.

 

[HeathertheGamer]

There are people around you who seem to confirm that these paranoid thoughts are true.

I try to prove that I am not against you and roll 1.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

You accidentally injure me. Now, I'm terrified.

I attempt to run away from you and roll 1.

 

[HeathertheGamer]

I manage to trap you so you cannot harm yourself.

I try to contact another therapist in the meantime, and roll 1.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

Thankfully, I get help. But, you don't see me for a while.

After being gone for so long, I try to get you to remember me. I roll 1.

 

[HeathertheGamer]

I remember the times you got me into jail and now want to fight you.

I try to call out to Saitama for help, and roll 1.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

They ignore you.

I try to remind you of all the good times we had. I roll 1.

 

[HeathertheGamer]

I remember the good times and get super clingy.

I try to do a rain dance in celebration of our friendship. 1.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

You can't dance while attached to me.

I try to dance with you and roll 1.

 

[HeathertheGamer]

We end up summoning demons.

I try to find holy water and roll 1.

 

[Srale]

You grab what you think is holy water in your hands to throw at the demon as you burn your hands horrendously by sticking your hands in a bowl of scalding water.

I try to do a front flip to impress everyone and roll a 1.

 

[HeathertheGamer]

As I am in pain from the scalding water, I get in the way and make you embarrass yourself instead.

I try to call 911 and roll dial 1.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

You get a message that says the number doesn't exist.

I try to let you borrow a phone that makes sense and roll 1.

 

[HeathertheGamer]

The phone dies as soon as you hand it to me.

I try to find a charger and roll 1.