The Person Above Rolled a 1

[HeathertheGamer]

You find pizza, but it is expensive and I am begging you to buy it.

I try to scrounge up more money for us, but roll 1.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

I end up getting a Grunt to steal some, but they lose it fleeing the police.

I attempt to save us both from this place, but roll a miserable 1.

 

[HeathertheGamer]

You somehow make us look so crazy that we are thrown into an asylum.

I try to break out and to get us some help, only to roll a melancholic 1.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

You have accidentally hypnotized me by rolling the die in a stylish way.

I attempt to stop staring at the die and roll 1.

 

[HeathertheGamer]

I tap your shoulder and smack you to snap you out of it.

I try not to even touch the die, but roll 1 somehow.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

I pass out.

I would like to be revived, but I automatically roll 1 as I am not awake.

 

[HeathertheGamer]

I manage to wake you up by bringing a witch into our room, who only makes you crazier.

I try to talk some sense into you so we don't get put into straitjackets, but roll 1.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

I feel numb all over and begin gesticulating to regain feeling in my limbs.

I try to control my movements and roll 1.

 

[HeathertheGamer]

You control not only your own movements, but mine also, as well as my words.

I try to get control back without looking crazy, and I roll 1.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

We end up collapsing. The witch rolls her eyes.

I try to get up and help you up, I roll 1.

 

[HeathertheGamer]

I am still fighting you trying to control my movements.

I try to tell you something important, and I roll 1.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

You spew out gibberish.

I attempt to decipher it and roll 1.

 

[HeathertheGamer]

It gets misinterpreted as something horribly offensive and vulgar.

I try to sneak another asylum patient out but roll 1.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

Sadly, you are caught. You are tied up to reduce conflict.

I try to untie you and roll 1.

 

[HeathertheGamer]

In the midst of you trying to untie me, they catch you and put you in handcuffs.

I try to get the rope cut, but roll 1.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

You get rope burn and not much else.

I find a PokèBall in my pocket and attempt to use the Pokèmon within. I roll 1.

 

[HeathertheGamer]

The Pokemon is a Magikarp.

I try to get Magikarp to evolve into Gyarados, but roll a sad 1.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

Magikarp faints on the spot.

I just realize that I am missing my intimidating Plasma cane and attempt to find it. I roll 1.

 

[HeathertheGamer]

The asylum has hidden it from you and absolutely will not let you get to it because they think you are insane.

I try to plot an attack on one of the people there so I could create a distraction for you. I roll 1.

 

[5cookie]

You plot an attack, but S ShifterOfShapes was still caught, and the cane is relocated.

I attempt to break in to help you two, but roll a 1.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

You save us, but we won't quit following you around and acting creepy.

I attempt to thank you and roll 1.

 

[HeathertheGamer]

I one up you every chance I can and prove that I am more thankful to 5cookie .

I try to find my OCs that I tried to bring to life, and roll 1.

 

[5cookie]

I have located them for you, but they had been locked in containment containers, and it’s just about impossible to get to them.

I try to persuade the person that has the keys to open the containers, but roll a 1.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

They swallow the keys by accident.

I attempt to derail this thread further and get one.

 

[HeathertheGamer]

You only circle it back to square one.

I try to free my OCs, except for the evil one, and I roll 1.