The Person Above Rolled a 1

[ShifterOfShapes]

My charger burned out...

I try to solder up a new one and roll 1.

 

[HeathertheGamer]

You end up making a bug zapper.

I try to kill mosquitos with it and roll 1.

 

[Superfly47]

You kill mosquitos, but you feel strangely guilty about it.

I try to organize a mosquito funeral but roll a one.

 

[Soapyface21]

No one came to the funeral.

I try to start a amazing rp, but roll a 1.

 

[HeathertheGamer]

You get ghosted after you write the starter.

I try to cheer you up and roll 1.

 

[Soapyface21]

You cheered me up, but at the expense of your own happiness.


I try to get my crush to notice me. I roll a 1 in the process.

 

[HeathertheGamer]

Your crush notices you after you hold up a sign saying "NOTICE ME SENPAI UwU"

I try to enlist the help of and say hewwo to Mistewr Obwama to put in good word for you and rwoll a 1.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

So, um... What are you saying?

I try to get you a speech lesson and roll 1.

 

[5cookie]

You get her a speech lesson with someone who’s mute. Good luck learning anything!

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

You get her a speech lesson with someone who’s mute. Good luck learning anything!

Please roll...

 

[5cookie]

Yeah I kinda forgot that...

I try to get my rabbits out from under the couch but roll a 1.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

They are dust bunnies. Sorry

I give you a spell to change them back and i roll one teaching it to you.

 

[GhostofWestphalia]

They are dust bunnies. Sorry

I give you a spell to change them back and i roll one teaching it to you.

Unfortunately, they are now under the possession of Eldritch horrors

I went to give a motivational speech at my former college but rolled a 1

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

Everyone feels discouraged.

I try to help you out with my excellent speaking skills and high experience. I roll 1.

 

[satanael]

The punchline hurts really, really badly because someone took it literally.

I muster all of my courage to post and yet I still roll a 1.

 

[Sekiranun]

You realize that you've posted the same thing as someone else and everyone calls you out for it. You become the laughing stock of the forum. Your self esteem plummets.

I try to summon a monster waifu like the bard I am and rolled a 1.

 

[v e n u s]

Instead, you summoned Mr Potato Head. Due to the type of spell, you are now bonded together for eternity.

I try to make my bed but rolled a 1.

 

[Sekiranun]

As you make your bed, you see the scuttling of a small bug coming from beneath your mattress. As you realize the mistake you've made, a horde of bedbugs and other harmful insects erupt from your sheets and begin attacking you. You disrupted their hibernation when you made your bed and now that they've awoken, they're hungry, hungry for blood.

I try to strengthen the bond between me and Mr. Potato Head, if I can't get rid of him I might as well get used to him... But I roll a 1.

 

[Superfly47]

But he becomes friends with Pikachu instead.

I try to play hide and seek with Mr. Potato head and Pikachu

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

They don't move, as they are toys.

I try to eat some grapes and oranges and roll 1.

 

[5cookie]

You choke on an orange. You have been sent to the hospital, but died because you didn’t eat any grapes.

I try to put admin commands into a Roblox game I’m editing but roll a 1.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

I hack it for my love of power. Good luck using anything, mah Admin!

I attempt to put a RAT on you computers. I roll 1.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

You somehow put a RAT on yourself.


I try to give out a consequence for rolling a 1 and I rolled a 1.

 

[5cookie]

You fail so badly to give out a consequence that you give a reward instead.

I try to fail to play the flute, knowing the logic of the die. I successfully roll a 1!

 

[Ilikepie]

You learn to play the flute with your farts.

I try to teach a kitten how to meow but roll a one.