The Avatar Above You Went To Jail, Why?

[Kaiju Cat]

For assuming I think all the food is mind D<

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

for literally eating any food they see

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

Use of illegal substances

 

[DamnTheStyx]

Grand larceny of seventeen separate glasses stores, fourteen jewellery stores (primarily diamond cutters), seven antique stores and the clothing section of a Macy’s. They then proceeded to pedal the stolen goods through several hundred different sales, all using pseudonyms to hide fall guys behind a further three, remote operations in international waters with a signal being bounced between seven separate data centres and back again and numerous fatal ‘accidents’ of anyone and everyone related to the case. They then hid the money off-shore on the coast of Borneo, mere hours before the FBI, MI6, ASIS and the FSB cornered them in a safe house. Of course, all the evidence inside the house was long since destroyed, and as they could only hold them to suspected crimes, they only managed to snag them on a minor charge. After serving eight months in a minimum security prison, where it’s said that they managed to become the leader of the largest gang of prisoners ever seen (but never confirmed), they were let out and promptly vanished.

The only trace left is a suspiciously similar looking individual worth an estimated 2.4 trillion American dollars. But that’s just a story, right?

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

I-

 

[DamnTheStyx]

Go ahead. What’s MY crime, then? I’m certain whatever you say cannot hide your own guilt.

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

*Shooketh*

Ate the moon and sunprincesses of Equestria which caused all the ponies to die cause themoon and sun wasn't rotating normally anymore--

 

[DamnTheStyx]

In my defence, I was hungry for some exotic chevaline.

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

The dragons where we live don't have that problem so your reason isn't justified (◔‿◔)

 

[DamnTheStyx]

Not a dragon, thankfully.
I will happily take this into DM’s to… decide this /j

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

:')

 

[Deredere]

Member of a criminal street gang known as the ''Cutie mark crusaders.''
Destruction of property, smuggling of illegal substance from Zecora, and grand theft scooter.

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

I can't argue with that. .


Child kidnapping

 

[Superfly47]

For dancing too much.

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

Flew without a license. Again.

 

[N-On-E-Mus]

Treating the 'Geneva Conventions' like its a checklist

 

[DamnTheStyx]

General shiftiness.

 

[.Arteries.]

eyes.

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

Forcing his rat army to raid the village and steal all the food and materials. Got sent to jail for starting a war between humans and rats.

eyes.

And wow. Ur alive

 

[MusicBoxSugar]

murdered their parents

 

[Nicodemus.]

Poisoned someone's drink

 

[MusicBoxSugar]

Poisoned someone's drink

I would too LMAOOO

 

[Caiotic]

Got caught smuggling money from work

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

Illegal Satanic rituals and sacrificing

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

For not showering in a month and a half