The Avatar Above You Died... What was the reason?

You had the misfortune of running into Jason Vorhees who hacked you to pieces.
 
By analyzing the image that is provided*, I believe that a solid conclusion can be made: metal poisoning. (*That is, the avatar above this post.)

The image shows a cat licking a spoon, which is odd, though considering it's a cat, not too surprising. If this cat were to lick the spoon so much and for so long, that the acid in the saliva were to disintegrate the spoon's molecules, then metal could possibly enter the cat's body. Of course, this could take literal years, but that insignificant factor is besides the point. After this has occurred for long enough, and a certain level of metal has entered the cat's body, it may then experience metal poisoning. This, in turn, would lead to death. There could be others hypotheses regarding how this cat has died, but I am confident that this is the most accurate and realistic of them all.

Voider's Nonsensical Tangent #15
 
You spent all day and night going on a tangent ironically die from no sleep.
 
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Bird didn’t see the cat making a dive for them as it was hungry for parrots.

(Auto correct.. please)
 
Died from eating food that’s poisonous to parrots.

( Dunno why but you’re post made me laugh so hard)
 
Died from laughing too hard.

(Probably because my response was so unexpected, everyone comes up with a reason for dying in this thread and my response did not.)
 
( I thought only humans and mammalian animals can catch rabies)

died because the cat turned into a zombie thanks to the rabies virus.
 

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