The Omen of Death
My presence has marked your eventual demise.
It was an interesting day outside, as the sun shone over the skyline of NYC. The huge looming silvery buildings of steel and years of effort, the streets lived and were practically alive in activity as people, bicyclists, and cars all went off to wherever the hell they needed to go. The subways making their mighty roar as they rolled on by, the occasional honk and accompanied by the screaming, and muttering with angry dri-
"Hey RPer, I get what you are trying to do here. Yes the scenery porn is nice and all, but eh I think we need to move this along, we have a RP to do. So come on let's give them descriptions about me, let's go let's go chop chop." The impatient mercenary said, whom was clad in red spandex, wielding two katana blades and two pistols. Almost like a red ninja who looked awfully like Spiderman "You know, I am surprised that we don't get stopped or anything, for having these weapons literally at the ready in public. Also no one seems to care about that." A voice in his head said. "I know right?!? It's like we could just start shooting and killing people and they would not even react!" His other voice chimed in with. "Yes, yes both of you guys are beautiful. Now RPer let's get to the point, where we finally learn my fucking name?!?" This man said.
He appeared to have stopped moving and had his arms crossed and was tapping his foot impatiently as if waiting. "That is exactly what I am doing!" This mercenaries name is Deadpool and today he is going off to meet an old "friend" of his and his family. He began to walk again when one his voices reminded him "Umm, you are walking past the apartment." "Oh yes, thank you whitey! Now let's get in there and say hi to the good ol' man!" Deadpool then began to press buttons on his teleporter. "Are you seriously not going to go up there and knock or ring a doorbell or anything and just storm your way in? You do know they are probably going to call the cops or something like that..." Deadpool simply smirked and said "Yep!" And then teleported himself into what he thought was Peter's apartment and literally yelled "Hey! How's my good ol' stubby 1 legged spider doing?!?" "Great way to go get arrested, or a punch in the face." But the only response he got was from someone who was definitely not who was once Spiderman "HEY GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY APARTMENT YA' DUMBASS BEFORE I BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA YOU WITH A BAT!" "Or just being beaten up with a bat." "Oh, sounds like someone hasn't gotten their blowjob, might wanna fix that and get one!" Deadpool then teleported again into what was actually they're apartment. "Hey, happy random ass year of having one leg and a stump! You should get out of retirement you know? Have I ever told you about the one legged man in the ass kicking contest? It's an inspirational story, come on I can pick you up off your lazy ass and give you a cool Rocky training montage, and hope you don't get salmonella!" He yelled out loud obviously not caring about anyone and how they felt.
@LittleMuse
"Hey RPer, I get what you are trying to do here. Yes the scenery porn is nice and all, but eh I think we need to move this along, we have a RP to do. So come on let's give them descriptions about me, let's go let's go chop chop." The impatient mercenary said, whom was clad in red spandex, wielding two katana blades and two pistols. Almost like a red ninja who looked awfully like Spiderman "You know, I am surprised that we don't get stopped or anything, for having these weapons literally at the ready in public. Also no one seems to care about that." A voice in his head said. "I know right?!? It's like we could just start shooting and killing people and they would not even react!" His other voice chimed in with. "Yes, yes both of you guys are beautiful. Now RPer let's get to the point, where we finally learn my fucking name?!?" This man said.
He appeared to have stopped moving and had his arms crossed and was tapping his foot impatiently as if waiting. "That is exactly what I am doing!" This mercenaries name is Deadpool and today he is going off to meet an old "friend" of his and his family. He began to walk again when one his voices reminded him "Umm, you are walking past the apartment." "Oh yes, thank you whitey! Now let's get in there and say hi to the good ol' man!" Deadpool then began to press buttons on his teleporter. "Are you seriously not going to go up there and knock or ring a doorbell or anything and just storm your way in? You do know they are probably going to call the cops or something like that..." Deadpool simply smirked and said "Yep!" And then teleported himself into what he thought was Peter's apartment and literally yelled "Hey! How's my good ol' stubby 1 legged spider doing?!?" "Great way to go get arrested, or a punch in the face." But the only response he got was from someone who was definitely not who was once Spiderman "HEY GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY APARTMENT YA' DUMBASS BEFORE I BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA YOU WITH A BAT!" "Or just being beaten up with a bat." "Oh, sounds like someone hasn't gotten their blowjob, might wanna fix that and get one!" Deadpool then teleported again into what was actually they're apartment. "Hey, happy random ass year of having one leg and a stump! You should get out of retirement you know? Have I ever told you about the one legged man in the ass kicking contest? It's an inspirational story, come on I can pick you up off your lazy ass and give you a cool Rocky training montage, and hope you don't get salmonella!" He yelled out loud obviously not caring about anyone and how they felt.
@LittleMuse
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