Futuristic Space Station 13

[Grey]

Greetings, Nanotransen human resource! You have been selected for assignment at Deep Space Research Facility ZX13! Orbiting an anomalous star, ZX13 is one of Nanotransen's most prized and venerable commercial and scientific ventures! Congratulations on your posting!





A black comedy RP set on an poorly maintained old research station. Can you survive rogue geneticists, power-drunk security staff, and cannibal bartenders? Sign up today!


Roles:


Station AI


Captain


Head of Personnel


Head of Security


Research Director


Quartermaster


Chief Engineer


Chaplain


Detective


Barman


Chef


Clown


Janitor


Atmospheric Techs


Engineers


Scientists, for Chemistry, Genetics, Robotics.


Security Personnel


Assistants


I will drop in from time to time to have horrible things happen, but for the most part you'll be left to your own devices to roleplay and try to keep station from exploding. Or killing each other.

 

[Teh Frixz]

I'm in.


If AI is an option, I'll be using Gwen


If it isn't an option, I'll be using pre AI Gwen


You've done this to me

 

[Runcible Spoon]

Dibs on AI.

 

[Grey]

PICK A ROLE.

 

[amended]

Can I be a demolition expert despite that being out of place?


 
Or atmospheric techs, I could do that.

 

[Bardiel]

Oh, they are all fun, minus one or two. Chief Engineer or Chaplin.

 

[PhoenixEye9]

Cyborg robot tech, (yes I will put in robot pieces to all of you -Evil laugh-)

 

[Grey]

An Engineer who knows his demolitions would be fine.

[QUOTE="Teh Frixz]I'm in.
If AI is an option, I'll be using Gwen


If it isn't an option, I'll be using pre AI Gwen


You've done this to me

[/QUOTE]
But what role would preAI Gwen fill?

 

[Teh Frixz]

Chief Engineer

 

[Cross]

I want to be an alcoholic janitor. Who bursts into tears without warning. And has traumatic flashbacks episodes. Who also never actually cleans anything.

 

[Bardiel]

Could the Research Director also function as a Chaplin to the wayward flock?

 

[Grey]

Only if we're short players.

 

[amended]

I feel as though my guy should be stingy and swear alot but in a comedic fashion to where he goes to great lencths to insult someone with any name he knows.

 

[Runcible Spoon]

HAL 9000.01 will be glorious.

 

[DamagedGlasses]

I would love to participate as the Chef. I'm pretty sure its open at the moment.

 

[amended]

This post never happened.

 

[Grey]

Maybe tone that back a little, especially the racial slurs.

 

[amended]

Wait, that was a racial slur. oh no, ohp, I.


I done messed up.

 

[Teh Frixz]

I've got a good character idea ready to go

 

[amended]

I feel so cringe right now, this will bother me for eternities to come.


Wait, I fixed it.