Other Single pringle club! (The club for people that are forever alone)

I have like... 0 besides ones given to me outside of here

SO HAH
 
Single? Forever? But I have me. Me. That's who I have. Me. The one who cancels important dinner dates with me over video games. Me. The being who believes that cereal, at it's core, is just breakfast soup. Me. The guy who thinks coconuts should be classified as mammals because they have hair and produce milk. Me!! The self-loathing, all dancing, crap of the world!
 
Single? Forever? But I have me. Me. That's who I have. Me. The one who cancels important dinner dates with me over video games. Me. The being who believes that cereal, at it's core, is just breakfast soup. Me. The guy who thinks coconuts should be classified as mammals because they have hair and produce milk. Me!! The self-loathing, all dancing, crap of the world!
You think coconuts should be classified as mamals? That is the best thing! Let's be friends!
 

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