Kestrel
Angel with a Shotgun
Music jokes:
Q: How many choir girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. An alto to screw it in, and a soprano to say, "Isn't that a little high for you?"
Q: How many directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Nobody knows, because no one was watching.
Wanna hear a joke about staccato? Never mind, it's too short. How about a fermata joke? Never mind, it's too long.
Q: Why do violists stand for long periods outside people's houses?
A: They can't find the key and they don't know when to come in.
(@Shog, I apologize. I couldn't resist. Feel free to make jokes at the expense of a certain vertically challenged alto.)
Q: Why are viola jokes so short?
A: So the violinists can understand them.
Jokes for Valentine's day:
So, when I was little, I asked Santa for a dragon for Christmas. He said, "Try something more realistic."
"Okay, how about a boyfriend?"
"What color do you want your dragon?"
This is for all the yanderes out there:
"Stalking" is such a strong word. I prefer "intense research on an individual".
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
He is for me,
Not for you.
If, by chance,
You take my place,
I'll take my fist
And smash your face.
Q: How many choir girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. An alto to screw it in, and a soprano to say, "Isn't that a little high for you?"
Q: How many directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Nobody knows, because no one was watching.
Wanna hear a joke about staccato? Never mind, it's too short. How about a fermata joke? Never mind, it's too long.
Q: Why do violists stand for long periods outside people's houses?
A: They can't find the key and they don't know when to come in.
(@Shog, I apologize. I couldn't resist. Feel free to make jokes at the expense of a certain vertically challenged alto.)
Q: Why are viola jokes so short?
A: So the violinists can understand them.
Jokes for Valentine's day:
So, when I was little, I asked Santa for a dragon for Christmas. He said, "Try something more realistic."
"Okay, how about a boyfriend?"
"What color do you want your dragon?"
This is for all the yanderes out there:
"Stalking" is such a strong word. I prefer "intense research on an individual".
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
He is for me,
Not for you.
If, by chance,
You take my place,
I'll take my fist
And smash your face.
)
