LegoLad659
Fairy Queen
You did? I still don't see them.Hellfire said:
Humor RpNation's Joke Thread
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Hellfire
The strong must protect the weak
Only fixed one. This is it
LegoLad659
Fairy Queen
Ah, okay.Hellfire said:Only fixed one. This is it
Hellfire
The strong must protect the weak
This is the other one
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Toivoajarakkaus
* Toi-Voie-Jar-A-Kker-Ar-Us (They/Them)
Hellfire
The strong must protect the weak
So, I guess it just took awhile for my jokes to load. What the heck. (Refer to page 7)
Tohoak
I am the flame in the night, darkness beware.
Want to hear a joke?( 
)
Not really....
Okay Here I go!(o'v'o)
No I really didn't want to hear a joke!(
")
Here it is: Sleep(:B)
What?..... I don't get it....( O.o )
Haha I know, Neither did I.(> )
)Not really....
Okay Here I go!(o'v'o)
No I really didn't want to hear a joke!(
")Here it is: Sleep(:B)
What?..... I don't get it....( O.o )
Haha I know, Neither did I.(>
)
Soul Stealer
The Active Inactive
I would reply, but ehh.
I'm only into chemistry, and I can only make up those jokes periodically.
I'm only into chemistry, and I can only make up those jokes periodically.
Tohoak
I am the flame in the night, darkness beware.
Can't stop laughing!
Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
Soul Stealer
The Active Inactive
Tohoak
I am the flame in the night, darkness beware.
Thanks!
LegoLad659
Fairy Queen
<----- This dude, right here ( 
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Hellfire
The strong must protect the weak
Servant
Ashigara's Lightning
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kianainactive1234
deleted/inactive
I'd tell a science joke, but I think I'd be boron you.
that joke makes me so mad
that joke makes me so mad
Tohoak
I am the flame in the night, darkness beware.
(> )
)Since science seems to be a recurring theme...
You can't trust an atom. They make up everything.
There's nothing funny about mitosis jokes. Once you say one, everyone splits.
Did you hear about the man who was cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now.
Girl, you're so basic. Your pH level must be fourteen.
What did one cell say to its sister cell that stepped on its toe? "Mitosis!"
One atom lost an electron. The other atom asked if it was positive.
You can't trust an atom. They make up everything.
There's nothing funny about mitosis jokes. Once you say one, everyone splits.
Did you hear about the man who was cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now.
Girl, you're so basic. Your pH level must be fourteen.
What did one cell say to its sister cell that stepped on its toe? "Mitosis!"
One atom lost an electron. The other atom asked if it was positive.
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JokerValentine
We Out
A mascot kills another mascot out of pure hatred in Nevada.
"What happened in the case, sir?" The lieutenant asks the detective.
The detective replies: "a case of Fur and Loathing in Las Vegas."
"What happened in the case, sir?" The lieutenant asks the detective.
The detective replies: "a case of Fur and Loathing in Las Vegas."
DaManofWar
Hans Assman
I hate puns.JokerValentine said:
An Ohion and a Michigander met in a bar while a game between the Wolverines and the Buckeyes was on TV.
There were no survivors.
Tohoak
I am the flame in the night, darkness beware.
Thought this one is soo stupid but funny at the same time! Lol
DaManofWar
Hans Assman
What kind of Donut do criminals hate?Tohoak said:Thought this one is soo stupid but funny at the same time! Lol
WELL, YOU ARE A CRIMINAL IF YOU HATE DONUTS!
Tohoak
I am the flame in the night, darkness beware.
A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter.
A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father.
B: I’m not. I’m her mother.
A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter.
A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father.
B: I’m not. I’m her mother.
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, “What is wrong with you?”
Adam said, “Lord, I don’t have anyone to talk to.”
God said, “Then I will give you a companion, and she will be called a ‘woman’. This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you’ve had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give 'love’ and compassion whenever needed. She will never question your behaviour or the company you keep. She will support you and understand that you have important decisions to make throughout your life and don’t have time for nonsense…”
Adam asked God, “What will this woman cost?”
God said, “An arm and a leg…”
Adam said, “What can I get for just a rib?”
B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter.
A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father.
B: I’m not. I’m her mother.
A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter.
A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father.
B: I’m not. I’m her mother.
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, “What is wrong with you?”
Adam said, “Lord, I don’t have anyone to talk to.”
God said, “Then I will give you a companion, and she will be called a ‘woman’. This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you’ve had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give 'love’ and compassion whenever needed. She will never question your behaviour or the company you keep. She will support you and understand that you have important decisions to make throughout your life and don’t have time for nonsense…”
Adam asked God, “What will this woman cost?”
God said, “An arm and a leg…”
Adam said, “What can I get for just a rib?”
Caffeine Freak
Two Thousand Club
There's too much blood in my caffeine system .-.
DaManofWar
Hans Assman
[QUOTE="Caffeine Freak]There's too much blood in my caffeine system .-.
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There's too many puns in this thread.
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There's too many puns in this thread.
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