Humor RpNation's Joke Thread

[Caffeine Freak]

There's too many puns in this thread.

Puns are the punniest of jokes anyway

 

[LegoLad659]

Ain't no scotch thing as too many puns.


Toucan play at this game.

 

[Anybody]

A man walks into a bar,,,

Spoiler

,,,and says Ow

 

[Onezie Fellow]

Two fishes are out on a swim. One of them bumps into a wall and turns to the other and says "Dam!"

 

[Tohoak]

Soooo funny. My sister say that alot only with a question.


What did the fish say when he hit the wall?


Dam!


Lol love it

 

[kianainactive1234]

(Came up with this earlier, don't hate me.)


A fisherman came home from work one day, hauling the newest catch to chill overnight before he shipped it out. Just as he walked into his house, he was approached by his wife, who seemed to be enraged. Upon seeing her expression he asked, "Darling, what's the matter?" To which his wife answered, "Why can't you just get a reel job?!"





such a bad joke omg

 

[Zylia]

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?


Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

 

[Church418]

A Sandwich walks into a bar. The Bartender says : "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

 

[TeaMMatE11]

2 chemists walk into the bar. The first one, trying to impress the waiter, says, "I would like some h2o, please." The second chemist, then says, "I would like some h2o too, please." As they are walking out, the second chemist died.

 

[Onezie Fellow]

<p>I will always remember my wedding day, my bride was so lovely in her white dress.</p>


<p>


When she was with me at the altar, she turned to me and said, "Baaa!"</p>