Your name is John Protagonist. You are a former Navy SEAL Army Ranger US Marine Force Recon Delta Force special agent CIA man who has long since retired after serving multiple tours in Iraq, Afghanistan, Somalia, and a bunch of other Middle Eastern countries no one cares about and are now living the good life in a gigantic mansion in Los Angeles or some shit with a smoking hot 10 outta 10 wife and a beautiful son and daughter, and also a dog. At the ripe old age of 29 (becuz 30 would be too old lmao).
All is good. You're living the American dream with your family. As you are reclining on your favourite recliner and watching some football on TV, your son comes running up to you.
"Dad," He asks, his eyes all sparkly. "When I grow up, I wanna be like you! I wanna kill some terrorists for freedom!"
You look at him, smile and say...
[1] "Of course, son. Now go finish your homework."
[2] "Well, if you work hard and eat your vegetables you will be."
[3] "Aw, really? And here I thought you wanted to be a movie star."
[4] "You will be, champ. But soldiers must be smart, and you can only be smart if you eat your vegetables."
All is good. You're living the American dream with your family. As you are reclining on your favourite recliner and watching some football on TV, your son comes running up to you.
"Dad," He asks, his eyes all sparkly. "When I grow up, I wanna be like you! I wanna kill some terrorists for freedom!"
You look at him, smile and say...
[1] "Of course, son. Now go finish your homework."
[2] "Well, if you work hard and eat your vegetables you will be."
[3] "Aw, really? And here I thought you wanted to be a movie star."
[4] "You will be, champ. But soldiers must be smart, and you can only be smart if you eat your vegetables."