Other Nonsense Thread

[Dugym]

I am a certified duck technician.

 

[SmolGengar]

How does one technician a duck, though?

 

[Idea]

Me, ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

 

[Dugym]

How does one technician a duck, though?

I am a duck that is a technician.


Don't spout silliness like this is a nonsense thread.

 

[Idea]

I am a duck that is a technician.
Don't spout silliness like this is a nonsense thread.

I think silliness and nonsense is the same thing.


I mean, I may be an idiot but I'm not stupid!

 

[cokemonster]

I'm too stupid to earn my Certificate in duck techniques. :^(

 

[Idea]

I'm too stupid to earn my Certificate in duck techniques. :^(

But you still got a nice contract. *Looks at the profile pic*

 

[LennyTheMemeGod]

I have a BASSters degree in duck techniques


(Sorry for bad fishing pun)

 

[cokemonster]

But you still got a nice contract. *Looks at the profile pic*

Contracts only grant so much happiness. Compared to ducks, mahou shoujos just pale in comparison...

 

[Idea]

Contracts only grant so much happiness. Compared to ducks, mahou shoujos just pale in comparison...

I wouldn't know I never tasted a roasted soul.

 

[Ryoshosen]

quack

 

[Sugary_Paragraphs]

Pfft! I've studied diligently at Duck college and I can honestly say that my degree in advanced Duck Techniques outranks you all.

 

[Idea]

Pfft! I've studied diligently at Duck college and I can honestly say that my degree in advanced Duck Techniques outranks you all.

Oh really? Did you put the proper spices in the ducks? Did you LICK them to make sure they were ok? You what Ramsey would say?...


"Raw, it´s tung! I mean, tung, it´s raw, sorry, I dropped the script."

 

[Sugary_Paragraphs]

Oh really? Did you put the proper spices in the ducks? Did you LICK them to make sure they were ok? You what Ramsey would say?...
"Raw, it´s tung! I mean, tung, it´s raw, sorry, I dropped the script."

I don't need you criticizing my duck-forte. (*^*)

 

[Idea]

I don't need you criticizing my duck-forte. (*^*)

it wasn´t me, it was duck-sensei, I mean Gordon Ramsay.

 

[cokemonster]

How would you prepare this exquisite, super rare duck hydra?

(Google never lets down)

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[Idea]

How would you prepare this exquisite, super rare duck hydra?

(Google never lets down)

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I would sell it to the scientific community and roast a stake in it´s honor

 

[Dark Half]

You're despicable.

 

[Idea]

Y[/URL]ou're despicable.

Yes, indeed I am not a picle.

 

[macathan]

Pfft.


I still outduck you all!


I invented the duck you buffoons!


Then some stupid super star with wasted potential made the duckface and tarnished my name!

 

[elusivethought]

If this is a joke, it's a fowl one.

 

[DerUbermensch]

FEE FIE FOE FUM! I smell the presence of a bum! Whether I give him coins or I give him cash, I know for sure it won't be spent on trash.

 

[Dugym]

FEE FIE FOE FUM! I smell the presence of a bum! Whether I give him coins or I give him cash, I know for sure it won't be spent on trash.

B-b-b-but...I love trash! Please please please can I spend my money on trash? PLEASE?!?!

 

[DerUbermensch]

B-b-b-but...I love trash! Please please please can I spend my money on trash? PLEASE?!?!

If you spend your money on trash, you will eventually be dead. That will force me to make your bread.

 

[Myxyzptlk]

If you spend your money on trash, you will eventually be dead. That will force me to make your bread.

Dude be a little more accepting, I play with my junk all the time because it can sound pretty musical.