Hey, not sure if you're in the US and/or watch the news, but apparently a bunch of clowns are trying to lure kids into the woods in SC. The police searched for them but couldn't find them yet the kids keep seeing them come back (along with a few residential adults) and it sounded just like a horror movie, which made me think of how this scene would play out when Doom Guy finds out.
*Kids playing happily in their backyards by the woods. Clowns appear.*
Clown: Hey kids, you wanna come to the woods to play? We've got money. *Shows money*
Kids: Nah, Mr. Guy told us not to follow Clowns if we saw them, and to let him know when you guys show up again.
Clown (pauses): Wait- who?
Kids (happily): Mr Guy! You know? Big, buff, has a helmet on but no sleeves on his vest? Oh hey Mr. Guy!
*Clowns all twitch, turns around to see Doom Guy cracking his knuckles behind them*