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Multiple Settings Murderhobo: The RP (Official)

"That was bait." Ronan contemptuously assumed the coin was bait for a trap. Moving along as well, they found the door to the interior building. Hallion Peaks may be the bank for the lost and the damned. A lot of strange stuff may happen. The door was locked when Ronan tried to open it.

"Things are about to be loud. Get ready."

Choices:

A) Demolition to break in

B) Pick the locks

C) Look for a shortcut
 
BOOM! POW! EXPLOSIONS! Let's plant a charge on the door. If it collapses, it just wasn't cool enough.
 
Ronan set up C4 charges to break in. "Close your ears. Things will be loud!" Gesturing to the murderhobos to get back, Ronan created a safe distance.

Beep, BEEP, BEEP!

KABOOM!

The explosion blew more than just a man-sized hole. Everyone was free to enter. The only question was: Who shall take point?

A) Ronan

B) Reaper

C) Krieg

D) New dude ( Historical Storyteller Historical Storyteller )
 
Reaper was the one to take point. Spotting a lone murderhobo (the new dude), Ronan shouted to him. "Hey you, you're part of our crew now! Got a problem? Take it with the complaints department. That's our weapons!"

The explosion attracted more than just murderhobos. Soulless automatons awoke. "Death has come for you!" Their weapons didn't look promising.

What do?

A) The choppy route

B) The shooty route

C) Improvise? (Write in)

D) Retreat
 
DerUbermensch said:
Reaper was the one to take point. Spotting a lone murderhobo (the new dude), Ronan shouted to him. "Hey you, you're part of our crew now! Got a problem? Take it with the complaints department. That's our weapons!"

The explosion attracted more than just murderhobos. Soulless automatons awoke. "Death has come for you!" Their weapons didn't look promising.

What do?

A) The choppy route

B) The shooty route

C) Improvise? (Write in)

D) Retreat
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C.) Grab the automatons by the wires and rip them to shreds with your nails. Then proceed to devour their metal guts and spit it at the other automatons.
 
While the automatons were deadly at range, they were no slouch in melee. Their flayers included axe bayonets not unlike Ronan's tomahawk. As the new one animalistically attacked, he got hit by a flayer bolt. The flayer bolt was quite painful as it disrupted the molecular structure of the area shot. Fortunately, it was localized. The plan was interrupted, but provided a good distraction for Reaper to cut up the enemies with his scythe. "Rub some dirt on it, you'll be fine!" Ronan helped the as-of-yet unnamed new crew member back up on the feet. While normal pistols would be pea shooters for the automatons, the heavy pistol was far from being a pea shooter. .50 caliber is made for big game anyway. If it could take out a bear, it can take out an automaton. Ronan fired two rounds at an attacker. One in the center and the other on the cranial top.

The first wave of automatons were taken out for now. The group was free to continue, but Ronan was still uneasy.

A) Investigate the remains

B) Just move on

C) Make sure the metal enemies are dead.
 
DerUbermensch said:
While the automatons were deadly at range, they were no slouch in melee. Their flayers included axe bayonets not unlike Ronan's tomahawk. As the new one animalistically attacked, he got hit by a flayer bolt. The flayer bolt was quite painful as it disrupted the molecular structure of the area shot. Fortunately, it was localized. The plan was interrupted, but provided a good distraction for Reaper to cut up the enemies with his scythe. "Rub some dirt on it, you'll be fine!" Ronan helped the as-of-yet unnamed new crew member back up on the feet. While normal pistols would be pea shooters for the automatons, the heavy pistol was far from being a pea shooter. .50 caliber is made for big game anyway. If it could take out a bear, it can take out an automaton. Ronan fired two rounds at an attacker. One in the center and the other on the cranial top.

The first wave of automatons were taken out for now. The group was free to continue, but Ronan was still uneasy.

A) Investigate the remains

B) Just move on

C) Make sure the metal enemies are dead.
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A.) Investigate the remains then eat it.
 
Quit trying to scratch nose, plant a shard into one of them for the missed action.
 
"Hey hungry, I don't think they taste good. We'll get you real food later on." Ronan noticed that the enemy had an advanced reanimation program. However, nothing that a double tap cannot fix. Advanced nanobots were responsible for repair and reanimation. There was a reason why the automatons were feared. Their energy weapons can be re-purposed after salvage. "The living cannot evade us for long!" One of the automatons suddenly reanimated.

Group choices:

A) Attack the automaton with everything we got

B) Evade the automaton and move on

(For his cannibalistic gluttony, I now imagine Historical Storyteller Historical Storyteller as a Tyranid)
 
DerUbermensch said:
"Hey hungry, I don't think they taste good. We'll get you real food later on." Ronan noticed that the enemy had an advanced reanimation program. However, nothing that a double tap cannot fix. Advanced nanobots were responsible for repair and reanimation. There was a reason why the automatons were feared. Their energy weapons can be re-purposed after salvage. "The living cannot evade us for long!" One of the automatons suddenly reanimated.

Group choices:

A) Attack the automaton with everything we got

B) Evade the automaton and move on

(For his cannibalistic gluttony, I now imagine Historical Storyteller Historical Storyteller as a Tyranid)
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A.) Jump high into the air and spin a few times while dodging incoming projectiles, land straight into the reanimated automaton and bite his face off.
 
The assault made short work of the automaton. Hungry did devour part of the automaton. The only question is if he would get indigestion. If he can digest non-organic material, he's good to go. The murderhobos descended downstairs to see if there would be storage to loot and plunder.

Their journey wasn't fruitless by any means. They found safes. Though they have to be unlocked to ransack properly. Ronan volunteered to be the one to do the deed. "I lockpicked and safecracked before." He didn't want to awaken more of the creepy automatons.

Choices:

A) Let Ronan do his stuff

B) Just break the safe open (consequences be damned)

C) Look for a password to save both time and the trouble
 
DerUbermensch said:
The assault made short work of the automaton. Hungry did devour part of the automaton. The only question is if he would get indigestion. If he can digest non-organic material, he's good to go. The murderhobos descended downstairs to see if there would be storage to loot and plunder.

Their journey wasn't fruitless by any means. They found safes. Though they have to be unlocked to ransack properly. Ronan volunteered to be the one to do the deed. "I lockpicked and safecracked before." He didn't want to awaken more of the creepy automatons.

Choices:

A) Let Ronan do his stuff

B) Just break the safe open (consequences be damned)

C) Look for a password to save both time and the trouble
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B.) Feast on the locked safe, wait for a few minutes, then shit out an unlocked safe.
 
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