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STATUS: 
Looking for one or two brave souls
What can I say? I am but a simple person with simple needs. What are you gonna do about it? Bite me? (Or, like, I can do the biting, I guess
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No, but seriously. I have a problem. I'm a walking cliche! There's nothing I want more than to play an angsty motherfucker struggling to come to terms with immortality and all that edgy stuff. Throw in a potentially toxic relationship with a woman who's too sweet for this world (or, alternatively, a woman who's not afraid to call him out on his edgelordian bullshit), and I'm all over that like white on rice.
Now, I know there isn't much of a plot there but that's the beauty of it. Is your character on the run, and has somehow found herself hiding out/trespassing in a dodgy-looking castle/manor? Hell yeah, let's Brontë it up. Late night in the city, and your character comes across something she shouldn't have? Nom, nom, guess someone's having seconds tonight. Has there been a series of strange murders somewhere, and is your character starting to come too close to the truth? Yeah, we're gonna have to do something about that. The point is: I'm open to any and all ideas about how our characters could bump into each other.
Still not convinced? Here, I made a list. Because everything is a list nowadays.
Some caveats:
PM me if you're even slightly on the fence. We'll make something work.
Looking for one or two brave soulsWhat can I say? I am but a simple person with simple needs. What are you gonna do about it? Bite me? (Or, like, I can do the biting, I guess
)No, but seriously. I have a problem. I'm a walking cliche! There's nothing I want more than to play an angsty motherfucker struggling to come to terms with immortality and all that edgy stuff. Throw in a potentially toxic relationship with a woman who's too sweet for this world (or, alternatively, a woman who's not afraid to call him out on his edgelordian bullshit), and I'm all over that like white on rice.
Now, I know there isn't much of a plot there but that's the beauty of it. Is your character on the run, and has somehow found herself hiding out/trespassing in a dodgy-looking castle/manor? Hell yeah, let's Brontë it up. Late night in the city, and your character comes across something she shouldn't have? Nom, nom, guess someone's having seconds tonight. Has there been a series of strange murders somewhere, and is your character starting to come too close to the truth? Yeah, we're gonna have to do something about that. The point is: I'm open to any and all ideas about how our characters could bump into each other.
Still not convinced? Here, I made a list. Because everything is a list nowadays.
Perks of Humouring My Craving
- The slowburn treatment because we all like tension and suffering.
- Random NPCs and recurring characters popping left and right because nothing beats a good story without a strong supporting cast.
- Worldbuilding galore. Again, this is something I like to explore through side characters and happenings around the world.
- You get a taste of my godawful writing multiple times a week. Maybe even multiple times a day, if I'm feeling particularly inspired.
- The occasional 4k word replies because I love me some flashbacks and fever dreams.
- An overarching plot so it feels like we're actually going somewhere.
- Okay, maybe the semblance of an overarching plot. I LOVE to make shit up as I go along, and am practically desperate for a partner who's not afraid of/to do a little improv.
- Not afraid to get into dark / mature themes, as long as they're handled well.
- Sometimes I will write random snippets about my / our characters if I can't find a way to snake them into the main story.
- OOC memery and maybe even the occasional *gasp*
plotting! - You don't have to lie to yourself anymore. Vampires are everyone's guilty pleasure. Come and get 'em here!
Some caveats:
- 18+ only please.
- I don't care much for mirroring. Two good paragraphs is fine; just give me something to work with.
- That said, I'm more partial to advanced/novella-type writers.
- Tragic backstories are fine, but for the love of god, please no Soap Opera-tier Sues. Must we REALLY have an abundance of characters who had their puppies mutilated as a child, on top of being sold into slavery by their meth-head mother? (It's always the mother, too)
- Don't expect a character sheet from me. Face claims, maybe. But only (semi) realistic ones.
PM me if you're even slightly on the fence. We'll make something work.
