How Did The Person Above You Die?

[Tonstad39]

Attempted to save a girl's life that he though was about to hit by a truck by pushing her out of the way to save her. Sadly, the truck wasn't a truck at all, but a small green tractor, they had already passed out from fear for their life. Even sadder, they were taken to the hospital, only to die from their nerves shutting down from fear. The worst part was that everyone was laughing at them for how stupidly they died and the person having wet themself slightly. The ones laughing were doctors and nurses alike, as well as their family.

Lemonl was a healthy young vocaloid who lived on a nerd’s G3 imac, the nerd gree up and found a girlfreind before eventually getting married, he deleted the vocaloid off the computer before selling it to an ewaste dump. The hard drive along with the rest of the computer was incinerated in a large garbage pile, meaning she died a fiery death. But some say that she has reincarnated to be something else on a much more modern device.

 

[Lemonl]

Tonstad39 was the main protagonist of an anime. Sadly, the writers kept making love interests, and they were crushed by all of the ships that the fans made.

 

[Idea]

Made that pose too close to the edge of the cliff

 

[Lemonl]

Got pet so much they turned to nothing but ash and bones.

 

[Tonstad39]

Lemonl was frozen in place by someone’s freeze ray and they died of hypothermia

 

[Althea]

Made into KFC by a confused cook

 

[Idea]

Climbed up a tree and fell from the tree branches while posing with the owl gang

 

[Lemonl]

The unicorn violently hugged back.

 

[Tonstad39]

Lemonl Died of writer’s block as her character’s killed her from the inside, outward thus leading to stroke.

 

[Idea]

BURNT TO A CRISP BY THE DARK FLAMES OF THE GOD-PHARAOH

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Died from eating an excessive amount of bagels.

 

[Tonstad39]

Died of embarrasment upon seeing her live action version with human teeth.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

(HIM* This always happens.)
Died to Thanos but small

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Got aten by the predator.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

(But I am a predator... Besides, I have extra lives.)
Killed by a falling rock pushed by Wild E Coyote.

 

[Tonstad39]

Was hunted by an English fur trapper and his skin now rests on the wooden floor of a rustic Northumberland manor.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

(96 Lives.)
"But wait, that's illegal!"

Was killed by a falling star.

 

[Meehrwillow]

Choked to death catching the cheese that the beautiful crow dropped.
now that's a 1st century ce reference

 

[Tonstad39]

Was killed by his owner for refusing to suck his dick.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Killed by a terrarian.

 

[Idea]

Dismembered

 

[Tonstad39]

was murdered by the gif hydra slayer on behalf of the Facebook Kingdom!

 

[Idea]

A stone tablet of ancient trading cards fell on them, crushing them

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Killed by a man in a white lion costume

 

[Idea]

Kiyohime: Master marry me!

master: No

Kiyohime: *dies*