Horrible GM Stories

[Danchou Tsubomi]

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So i ended up staying up super late and in my sleep deprived haze, i decide to join back in...but instead of being a person, i join in as a gelatinous blob of pure communism. I begin attempting to spread socialistic ideals throughout the wasteland while making as many puns about communism as i could, such as one point where i had some snipers with me whom i referred to as Marxmen. My friend is helping me with this too. So i end up fighting the dude, basically acting as OP as he is because i claim that i am an Ideal, which can not be killed. He ends up setting a building on fire (again, i don't know how) with me inside, and he says it kills me. I then say "The Blob of Communism roles out unharmed, because the fires of revolution burn far brighter than any flame!". At this point, everyone who thought he was being an idiot just starts laughing, while he gets super butthurt. The RP ends.
A bit later, my friend makes an RP where he is not an actual player. It in, players can be killed by other players, but he is regulating everything to make sure it is fair. I am a soldier armed with a Designated Marksmen Rifle, which is basically a sniper rifle a bit of lower caliber and less range. This dude joins with a sword (i don't get what his interest with melee weapons is). The setting is once again, post-apocalyptic. So his character started with a bounty on his head (i think he was going for a misunderstood cliche hero this time around). Another player, who is essentially law enforcement, attempts to apprehend him, however he knocks her out. He then takes her hostage basically. My character was in the area and saw it happen, but was not in a good position to take a shot, so i move to a better position to take him out (he had a bounty and he was kidnapping a girl, i think it would be completely right for me to kill him there). He does a time skip, basically making it so i can't do anything. My friend allows it but also allows me to start in a position to easily attack him because he did that, since i was already in that when he did the time skip.


I am about 100 Meters out, with a weapon that has an effective range of 800 meters, and i am military trained. I take several shots, and the guy says i miss and he dodges, however, my friend steps in and says no, he would probably not miss so you get hit. The guy is now stuck in a terrible area and is being shot at, he tries a ton of bullshit like blocking the bullets with his sword, of all which my friend says he can't. He ends up dying to me, fair and square. He gets super mad at me and begins demanding why i attacked him so early, to which i say "dude you had a bounty on you, and you kidnapped a woman. of course i was going to attack". His response was "YOU RUINED MY LORE FOR A BOUNTY!?". His lore? This was my friends RP, and he still believed it was centered around him.

What...pfft, what a ridiculous dude! Pretty amusing, though.

 

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[Danchou Tsubomi]

This just keeps getting better... ovo

 

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So another person started an RP, and he was immediately very creepy with her, basically asking her to stay with him and date him within two posts. So over the course of what happens, he becomes crippled, and loses the ability to walk. It is futuristic and my friend is playing an android, so they offer to build him robotic legs so he can walk again, but he refuses. He refuses any sort of help, and he immediately goes to try to use the hardest thing possible to compensate with. He is also blind, but this was from the beginning. he is clearly trying to get sympathy. Later on, with just his scythe, he kills eight special forces operatives, the last one apparently being too terrified to do anything, despite years of brutal training that wipes away that kind of fear. I wonder if he even realizes how stupid this crap looks. Some guy comes rolling up in a wheelchair with a fucking farming tool and kills 8 spetznaz operatives. He kills the last one in a grotesque and brutal way befoe going back to being someone who is supposed to be sympathized with.


I end up stealing the girl with him because i am not a creep (though my picture does look quite creepy now) , and he gets butthurt and leaves for a bit. He then comes back as an invincible creature that has six arms and uses glaives (don't know what the fuck those are). He kills a few soldiers, and then murders medical personnel who were just trying to help injured soldiers (breaking the Geneva code there) and still tries to get sympathy. He then tries to take on the whole military, and according to him, he wins. He eventually lets himself die, and proceeds to make two characters from hotline Miami and completely butchers their personalities. I just leave at that point.


Later i make a Roleplay that takes place in a Diesel Punk Universe. Diesel Punk is a lot like Steampunk, except that the Airships are massive metal behemoths and everything is world-war styled. So everything is going good, then he joins. A reclusive guy who has an M4A1 and a handgun that can pierce 6 feet of solid steel. I tell him no, he can't have that shit, so he does change and i let him in, because i seem to lack common sense. So he ends up boarding a passenger ship that has another player on it. As soon as his character sees hers he basically falls in love, and he then goes to stalk her and even breaks into her room while she isn't in. Talk about a fucking creep. So then my friend, who is a grey character and is basically a pirate, boards the ship, talking some of the people on board, including her. They begin talking and they actually begin to get along, because my friend's character happened to be very gentlemanly. One of my two characters was also on his ship, for i was his Spanish, British Butler, who could not speak Spanish. My other one happened to be the current main villain.


The Creep is plans a daring (and by daring, i mean stupid and over the top) rescue. However, he soon finds that the girl prefers my friend over the creep, and he tries to kill four guards with a sword, drop a grenade in the bridge and then job off. I tell him there is no way he wouldn't have been shot in the process of that, so he quits, and advertises his own RP on my RP. No one joins his.


The End

 

[Danchou Tsubomi]

So another person started an RP, and he was immediately very creepy with her, basically asking her to stay with him and date him within two posts. So over the course of what happens, he becomes crippled, and loses the ability to walk. It is futuristic and my friend is playing an android, so they offer to build him robotic legs so he can walk again, but he refuses. He refuses any sort of help, and he immediately goes to try to use the hardest thing possible to compensate with. He is also blind, but this was from the beginning. he is clearly trying to get sympathy. Later on, with just his scythe, he kills eight special forces operatives, the last one apparently being too terrified to do anything, despite years of brutal training that wipes away that kind of fear. I wonder if he even realizes how stupid this crap looks. Some guy comes rolling up in a wheelchair with a fucking farming tool and kills 8 spetznaz operatives. He kills the last one in a grotesque and brutal way befoe going back to being someone who is supposed to be sympathized with.
I end up stealing the girl with him because i am not a creep (though my picture does look quite creepy now) , and he gets butthurt and leaves for a bit. He then comes back as an invincible creature that has six arms and uses glaives (don't know what the fuck those are). He kills a few soldiers, and then murders medical personnel who were just trying to help injured soldiers (breaking the Geneva code there) and still tries to get sympathy. He then tries to take on the whole military, and according to him, he wins. He eventually lets himself die, and proceeds to make two characters from hotline Miami and completely butchers their personalities. I just leave at that point.


Later i make a Roleplay that takes place in a Diesel Punk Universe. Diesel Punk is a lot like Steampunk, except that the Airships are massive metal behemoths and everything is world-war styled. So everything is going good, then he joins. A reclusive guy who has an M4A1 and a handgun that can pierce 6 feet of solid steel. I tell him no, he can't have that shit, so he does change and i let him in, because i seem to lack common sense. So he ends up boarding a passenger ship that has another player on it. As soon as his character sees hers he basically falls in love, and he then goes to stalk her and even breaks into her room while she isn't in. Talk about a fucking creep. So then my friend, who is a grey character and is basically a pirate, boards the ship, talking some of the people on board, including her. They begin talking and they actually begin to get along, because my friend's character happened to be very gentlemanly. One of my two characters was also on his ship, for i was his Spanish, British Butler, who could not speak Spanish. My other one happened to be the current main villain.


The Creep is plans a daring (and by daring, i mean stupid and over the top) rescue. However, he soon finds that the girl prefers my friend over the creep, and he tries to kill four guards with a sword, drop a grenade in the bridge and then job off. I tell him there is no way he wouldn't have been shot in the process of that, so he quits, and advertises his own RP on my RP. No one joins his.


The End

 

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At least i don't have to deal with him any more

 

[Khadame]

I have one question....did everything change when the fire nation attacked?

Canada seems more like the Maple Nation to me.


And god, that guy was horrible. In what world do people think this is okay? Jesus.

 

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Canada seems more like the Maple Nation to me.
And god, that guy was horrible. In what world do people think this is okay? Jesus.

I was asking that because in the thing you said there were fire, earth, water and air kingdoms, which reminded me of Avatar: The last Airbender, and that line is in the opening of every single episode

 

[Khadame]

I was asking that because in the thing you said there were fire, earth, water and air kingdoms, which reminded me of Avatar: The last Airbender, and that line is in the opening of every single episode

I doubt anyone there could even spell fire, as sad as that sounds.

 

[Username]

I doubt anyone there could even spell fire, as sad as that sounds.

the fuck?? are they all non-english speakers or something?

 

[Khadame]

the fuck?? are they all non-english speakers or something?

No. Just 12.

 

[Username]

No. Just 12.

Thats Awful by my standards at that age because even if i couldn't spell something, i used spellcheck to fix that.

 

[Khadame]

Thats Awful by my standards at that age because even if i couldn't spell something, i used spellcheck to fix that.

Well, maybe they just don't care. Everytime I make a mistake I go back and fix it immediately, but they are pretty nonchalant abour spelling "fire" with two r's. I mean, does it matter? Who cares if your grammar or spelling is shit, everyone else can be even worse than you.

 

[Username]

Spelling Fire with two Ts. Now, my question is, where would the Ts even go in?

 

[Khadame]

Spelling Fire with two Ts. Now, my question is, where would the Ts even go in?

That was supposed to be r's. Use your imagination for the t's.

 

[Username]

oh well, no biggie, the R is right next to the T on the keyboard so it is an understandable mistake

 

[Khadame]

No, I deliberately thought of t's. I'm mortified and fascinated at the same time.

 

[Username]

No, I deliberately thought of t's. I'm mortified and fascinated at the same time.

would it be fitte? or maybe fttre?

 

[Khadame]

would it be fitte? or maybe fttre?

Fitrte. tFiret. No one can be that retarded.

 

[Username]

Fitrte. tFiret. No one can be that retarded.

I wouldn't put it past people to be that dumb

 

[Khadame]

I wouldn't put it past people to be that dumb

I haven't lost all hope yet. Some little part of me still believes the human race can't possibly be that fucked up.

 

[Username]

I haven't lost all hope yet. Some little part of me still believes the human race can't possibly be that fucked up.

Trump is the leading candidate for the US, and the Majority Vote in the UK is to leave the EU. Humanity is pretty dumb

 

[Khadame]

Trump is the leading candidate for the US, and the Majority Vote in the UK is to leave the EU. Humanity is pretty dumb

Hey, at least we didn't decide to spell fire with t's yet.

 

[Username]

Hey, at least we didn't decide to spell fire with t's yet.

That is true atleast

 

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