Fandom Homestuck. Enough said.

[Thief Of Hope]

My 10 page minimum essay is due tomorrow


I haven't even started

 

[The Doorman]

I have had four days to do two things, a page with poetry about Maximilien Robespierre and a simple explanation of an experiment.


Just started the poetry, my printer is finicky, and my 2nd piece of homework that I haven't looked at and need to do research for must be typed in a specific format.


I'M SO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONED.

 

[Thief Of Hope]

help

 

[The Doorman]

SHIT, three RPs I am set to join have started and I'm too busy to finish my nearly complete forms! CURSES!!!

 

[Opallies]

I have this big chemistry packet that I sort of .. have not even looked at and some workbook pages for French and like fifteen pages of music theory that were assigned over a week ago .. all due tomorrow ... UUUUGH at least I finished most of the theory pages though. That stuff's easy, though, because I learned all that, like, years ago.


 
And wait .. poetry about Robespierre? POETRY about MAXIMILIEN ROBESPIERRE. You can't be serious.

 

[The Doorman]

shiIIIIIIT, I HAVE A PROJECT! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!


 

And wait .. poetry about Robespierre? POETRY about MAXIMILIEN ROBESPIERRE. You can't be serious.

Student teacher in history.


FUCK this guy, just FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


 
He's also a campus supervisor...


FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK THIS

 

[Opallies]

Phuck liphe.

 

[The Doorman]

FUCQ EVERYTHING, JUST FUCQ IT ALL.

 

[TurtleGod]

[QUOTE="The Doorman]No, I comprehend, but time and time again I have noticed your need for explanation.

[/QUOTE]
What do you mean by that?


 


[QUOTE="The Doorman]SHIT, three RPs I am set to join have started and I'm too busy to finish my nearly complete forms! CURSES!!!

[/QUOTE]
CURSES, FOILED AGAIN!


BY SCHUUUUUUUEL.

 

[The Doorman]

What do you mean by that?

Precisely.


 

CURSES, FOILED AGAIN!
BY SCHUUUUUUUEL.

DAMN YOU, SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

 

[Opallies]

SCHOOL. RUINS EVERYTHING.

 

[The Doorman]

SCHOOL. RUINS EVERYTHING.

I'M DOING WORK BUT I GOTTA SHOWER


I ALSO GOTTA PEE BUT I'VE GOT SO MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH


*Sobs*

 

[TurtleGod]

[QUOTE="The Doorman]Precisely.

[/QUOTE]
Ahaha, you're confusing.

SCHOOL. RUINS EVERYTHING.

[QUOTE="The Doorman]
DAMN YOU, SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

[/QUOTE]
So true.

 

[Opallies]

Oh my gosh. Lol


Looks like you're having a rough time there. c.c

 

[The Doorman]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


 

Oh my gosh. Lol
Looks like you're having a rough time there. c.c

KEEL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH.

 

[Square Zack]

[QUOTE="The Doorman]Hussie does patrons by birth date, right?
I had a friend who said otherwise...

[/QUOTE]
You dont even want to know

 

[Thief Of Hope]

Patrons are actually rather simple


they're a math formula


Your birth date added up, eg


3/11


3+1+1 = 5


Your patron is Nepeta

 

[Square Zack]

That is mote stupid than anything I've seen. I love homestuck, but THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS IN ANYTHING ELSE! The 12 trolls are based off of ancient astrology. Which correlated with the ancient religion system, with twenty gods being for different things. THATS NOT HOW IT WORKED! You wanna know my patron Greek god? Hasphestus. Because I picked him. Look up Patron in the dictionary.

 

[Square Zack]

I really hate Hussie for that one

 

[Thief Of Hope]

: I


Okay


Well


That was rude


But patron


a person who gives financial or other support to a person, organization, cause, or activity.


a customer, especially a regular one, of a store, restaurant, or theater.


(in ancient Rome) a patrician in relation to a client.


a person or institution with the right to grant a benefice to a member of the clergy.


 
You didn't need to call me stupid : (

 

[Square Zack]

Not you. Hussie. I apologize if you thought I was calling you stupid

 

[Thief Of Hope]

Oh, well thanks I guess

 

[Square Zack]

Yeah. Sorry

 

[Opallies]

Ooh! Hephaestus is cool. I dunno who my patron Greek god would be. I loove the Percy Jackson books. Maybe mine would be .. Apollo? Artemis? I dunno. I love those two twins though.


Meh, Hussie could have done better, but personally I don't think it was that bad.

 

[The Doorman]

Any way it works, my sympathy resides with Eridan, and my birthday with Gamzee, and I will always consider those two the closest to myself.


End of story.