The Doorman

Woah, look at this! It's so fancy!!! It looks how it looked to me when I first joined, sleek and confusing... But I'll figure it out.

Ok, so I was gone for a while... and yet I can never seem to stay gone.

Sometimes I wonder why I watch stuff I know I can't handle, I watch more that results in the same sick feeling. I wish I could forget it all

Why do people start being jerks when they know they are protected behind their keyboards, ugh.

Most of my town is having a power outage, 60° winds, thunder and lightning, I'm gonna have to be gone for a while.

Hey guys, I've been feeling pretty iffy since yesterday, all I've really done is sleep and read today, I'll be back when I start feeling ok.

Your profile picture is amazing. I approve.

Every rp I join dies ;(

TMW some people at school try to mess with only to find that you are 6'5"

Ugh, I don't wanna deal with school yet don't give me so much homework *ded*

Just finished season 2 of Rick and Morty, jfc.

TMW you drink water so your mouth is less dry and it does fuck all to help. SO DRY

That moment when you accidentally stab yourself I'm the nipple but are too embarrassed to say anything.

Why is it always so quiet here at this time of day?

You know you've been playing too many games/watching too much anime/getting to far in a Fandom when you have intense dreams about it. Halp.

Shite! Why are my nails so damn sharp??!!

I'm having a flashback to my first months here, feeling too awkward and nervous to actually post my stuff. I'm gonna die of nerves, yo, WHY?

Quiet again today, huh?

An hour more than I needed on this final, *sigh*

Why is it so cold outside, what is this bullshit. Noooooooooooooo.

I want mah food now, tyvm

It's a school day but I don't gotta school, WOOP WOOP!

When bro texts you freakin out over trivial things, Jake, calm down before you have a stroke and hurt y'self. This man's gonna kill me

I dun wanna go through airport security ( T^T ) it's so annoyinggggg

Sometimes I wanna lash out and say some really nasty things to people. Person: What's the word?