Give the user below you bad advice

[Superfly47]

You go to Dunkins Donuts.


How do I sleep?

 

[Kaiju Cat]

With your eyes open.

How do I write the alphabet?

 

[Superfly47]

With your toes.

How do I read upside down?

 

[Klaides Tail]

you turn the whole world upside down so you don’t get a headache

how do I get another cat

 

[Superfly47]

With a mouse trap.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

How do I catch a butterfly?

 

[Vibe_Lad]

With scissors and some tape. Don't forget to use the tape on the scissors as to reduce friction and wind resistance.

What do I do with this highly radioactive chunk of Uranium-238?

 

[Superfly47]

Eat it, of course.

How do I sleep?

 

[Kaiju Cat]

While standing up.

How I eat a tootsie pop?

 

[Superfly47]

With a straw.

How do I cheat on my exam?

 

[eyclore]

Write wrong answers


how do I get some milk from the grocery store