Give the user below you bad advice

[Superfly47]

Flood the basement.

"How do I build a sand castle?"

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

fill a bucket with water dig a hole put the water in the hole

how do I keep secrets?

 

[Superfly47]

Tweet about them.

How do I research human history?

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

Look up the future

how do I get a job at a bookstore?

 

[Superfly47]

Build a time machine for when bookstores still existed.

How do I make friends?

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Steal one and clone.

How do I make coffee?

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

Build a time machine for when bookstores still existed.

How do I make friends?

they do exist

Steal one and clone.

How do I make coffee?

make cold tea

how do i read?

 

[Superfly47]

You read upside down.

How do I travel back in time?

 

[Sorin]

Go to a different timezone.

How do I lose weight?

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

eat cheeseburgers

how can i be not bored?

 

[Beetlebuggo]

Commit genocide

How do I get a rat infestation away from my meth lab?

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

don’t, just let them help

how do i feel accepted within my own group?

 

[Solctice]

how do i feel accepted within my own group?

Hold an election for group leader. Campaign. Bribe. Use force. Send a fully armed battalion to remind them of your love.

You will know it works when they are on their knees worshiping you as a God

 

[Solctice]

Hold an election for group leader. Campaign. Bribe. Use force. Send a fully armed battalion to remind them of your love.

You will know it works when they are on their knees worshiping you as a God

how do I keep my room organized?

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

how do I keep my room organized?

never clean it and eat in it

 

[marinatedmemories]

How do I find the meaning of life?

 

[Kaiju Cat]

google it.

How do you write an essay?

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

write one word then turn it in

how do i get a job

 

[marinatedmemories]

steal one from someone.

how do i peel a banana?

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

smash it

how do I pet my dog?

 

[Gezellige]

with a gun.

what should I do if a strange man climbs in through my window??

 

[Klaides Tail]

hmmm become his therapist

hey so like what should i do if there's a fire near my city that's smogging up the air and causing us all to choke and die

 

[Gezellige]

sit and wait it out like i'm doing o-o

help me learn how to do a backflip??

 

[Klaides Tail]

(rip not you tooo D: )

so there's this guy on craigslist, i heard he does like really good backflip lessons, he'll walk you through it, uhh oh yeah he's gonna need your phone number, your address, your SIN, your bank info, you know harmless stuff like that

i need help with my math homework someone tell me what to do -.-

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Copy answers

How to make a paper airplane??