[Game] Kill the MegaBoss!

[Hyperlink4]

Hello! Welcome to Kill the MegaBoss! In this Forum Game, I play as the MegaBoss. Comment any attack that you can think of (one per post) and after a few people comment attacks, I'll respond with the effects on the MegaBoss. Frustration may ensue, as I am very picky with wording and will fight with logic and facts. If I do not respond for a few days or something please feel free to temporarily take over.

**The MegaBoss rises from the depths of the Earth!**
[MegaBoss] 10,000 / 10,000 HP

 

[The Hero]

My fighter throws sticks and stones.

 

[Hyperlink4]

Sticks and Stones: As it was never specified what your fighter threw the sticks and stones at, they pitifully fall to the ground, missing.

 

[The Omen of Death]

My fighter shoots the entire earth's nuclear arsenal at the MegaBoss, the whole entire Earth working together hand in hand, meticulously having made sure everything was primed and ready for launch, making sure there were no defects, or anything that could mess up launching it before launching it at the MegaBoss, also making sure to have aimed carefully at it as well.

 

[Hyperlink4]

Overpowered Nuclear Arsenal: The MegaBoss simply brings up a politcal issue of which country presses the button, sparking warfare between everyone, and delaying the launch indefinitely.

 

[The Omen of Death]

My fighter launches an attack of logic to point out a flaw at both the MegaBoss and at Hyperlink4 , on the basis that bringing up a political issue of one country with no other basis behind it, would not logically ensue with sparking warfare between everyone, as well as the fact that you spelled, political wrong in your attempt to make the last attack fail.

 

[The Hero]

My fighter spews hateful and crass words at the Megaboss to hurt his feelings.

 

[Hyperlink4]

Flaw Detection: Alas, it is a critical flaw in the MegaBoss' design! Accidentally missing a key on the keyboard, and being attacked for it!
-1 Confidence
[Megaboss] 9,512 / 10,000
(Touche on the nondescript political issue, but please be less of a Grammar Nazi. This isn't a proper RP here, it was my mistake.)

Hate: Sticks and stones didn't break my bones, so words will never hurt me.

 

[The Omen of Death]

Touche on the nondescript political issue, but please be less of a Grammar Nazi. This isn't a proper RP here, it was my mistake.)

(Ik, I added that point just for pointing out flaws in it, I didn't mean it personally and I am sorry if I didn't make that clear.)

 

[Hollycrest]

I have unleashed the power of dank memes. Your reign ends here, MegaBoss.

 

[Hyperlink4]

Dank Memes: No! Not interestingly picked images with captions that make people laugh! Anything but that! *No Effect*

 

[FairyPrincess]

I'll use my magical fairy princess royal fairy magic for fairy princesses, such as myself.
Sparkly Sparkle Sparkbam!

 

[Hyperlink4]

Fairy Magic: That attack is Fairy nuff.
MegaBoss HP: 9,207 / 10,000

 

[GearBlade654]

(Ooh imma watch)
(If you don't mind of course)

 

[Hyperlink4]

(Ooh imma watch)
(If you don't mind of course)

(Course not, I stole the idea from a Drawception Forum but reformed it )

 

[GearBlade654]

(Hmmm. I'll try a post and see how it goes)
I get Grit from Advance Wars. Grit brings with him 5 rocket units (the blue ones).

I make Grit order all 5 rocket units to fire at the megaboss. And because Grit is an indirect specialist the rockets hit much harder that they normally would.
And they fly further because Grit gains an extra boost to indirect units' range.
And in the world of Advance Wars apparently everybody thinks war is fun so Grit doesn't care about the morals of this.

 

[Hyperlink4]

Advance Wars: After having many frustrating encounters with the Infantry & Tanks assist trophy in Smash Bros, the MegaBoss is able to dodge the first three rockets, but the last two hit because, let's be real, I'm trash at dodgin.g
[Megaboss HP] 8,912 / 10,000

 

[GearBlade654]

Loudly call the megaboss out for saying that he can dodge rockets directed by Grit himself and call the megaboss ugly while I'm at it.

 

[Hyperlink4]

Logic + Insult: A devastating Combo Attack! The rockets double back and hit the MegaBoss, while he contemplates his face.
[Megaboss HP] 8,013 / 10,000

 

[GinkyGotBack]

I summon a portal to an alternate dimension, bringing in a megaboss from an alternate timeline to fight our megaboss.

 

[Hyperlink4]

Alternate MegaBoss: This attempt goes horribly wrong, and the two Megabosses team up.
[Megaboss 1 HP] 8,013 / 10,000
[Megaboss 2 HP] 10,000 / 10,000

 

[GearBlade654]

Call in an orbital bombardment.
Over the first megaboss, a final destination stage appears. Little Macs side B off the stage.
Right on top of the first megaboss.
Also note that the alternate megaboss was brought here probably with some sort of object anchoring it to this universe. Destroy object-no 2nd megaboss

 

[Hyperlink4]

Little Mac is not an Air Fighter: Oh Cra-
[Megaboss 1 HP:] 7,911 / 10,000

Object Destruction: The Megaboss-2 is forced back into it's own universe. But we were fwiends!!
(Megaboss +1 Pouting)

 

[GearBlade654]

A Transport Copter appears and more Little Macs run off the copter and start punching the megaboss.
Remembering how the last megaboss sided with this one I make sure they enter a state of mind control to run back if they side with the megaboss in any way.

 

[Hyperlink4]

A Transport Copter appears and more Little Macs run off the copter and start punching the megaboss.
Remembering how the last megaboss sided with this one I make sure they enter a state of mind control to run back if they side with the megaboss in any way.

(Please wait in between attacks, so other people can join in)