Dear User Senpai,
*tears*
I have worn all those freaking cute outfits, have given you a mood system so you can see how I feel... and all I got in return…? You noticing other users! Seriously... what the heck!? I freaking gave you The Keys to the Nation (they were actually to my heart... IF YOU COULDN’T TELL! BAKA).
*Sniff*
*Eats a random User*
I want more. I hunger for more. I need to get over my sadness. So, I want you to invite your friends to the site and I will reward your loyalty with a beautiful "Friend of the Nation" ribbon. There is also a badge you are supposed to get but YOU SEEM TO BE DISTRACTING @welian FROM MAKING IT INSTEAD OF HANGING OUT WITH ME.
WHY WON’T YOU NOTICE ME?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Anyway. Bring me your friends or I will eat you.
-Staff Kohai
P.S. - I go away to camp for a couple of weeks and when I get back, it’s like you don’t even remember me, User-Senpai. But I’ll show you. I’ll prove it to you… Not that I need your validation or anything. I will be noticed. By you. By everyone. Or else.
P.S.S. - It’s not like I like you or anything, User-Senpai.