Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[TheAncientCelt]

I'll call him Hector, if it helps.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

You guys are all assholes. Lol.

 

[Daimao]

Yup. Total arsewipes.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Wake up on my birthday to a phone call. I picked it up, they hung up. I looked up the number, it's from Oregon. Why, Church? I was sleeping quite well.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! NOW CHOKE ON SOME NUTS AND BOLTS YOU MECHANICAL MESS!


 
I get calls from Texas, Michigan, Kentucky, alll the time. . . . It's weird.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

My random call list:


1. Indiana


2. Kentucky


3. Florida


4. Texas


5. Michigan


I don't think I've gotten calls from anywhere but there and Oregon. Only one call from Oregon though.

 

[Daimao]

1. Michigan


2. Colorado


3. Alaska


4. Denmark


5. Texas

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Getting calls from Detroit is the scariest thing ever.


I do not want to be associated with that city, in any way possible.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Getting calls from Detroit is the scariest thing ever.
I do not want to be associated with that city, in any way possible.

I don't either, but one if my best friends lived there for 14 years. 14 FUCKING YEARS! There's no way he doesn't have shit on him. I sleep with a handgun within arms reach. On bad nights, a shotgun. [emoji379][emoji27] [emoji108]

 

[TheAncientCelt]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]I don't either, but one if my best friends lived there for 14 years. 14 FUCKING YEARS! There's no way he doesn't have shit on him. I sleep with a handgun within arms reach. On bad nights, a shotgun. [emoji379][emoji27] [emoji108]

[/QUOTE]
I knew a kid who lived there for a few years, he said it was nice. . I'd die in a day if I went there. There or Camden, terrible cities.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Anyone seen TWD Season 5 Finale? ( ")

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I thought it was boring and the show is getting stale

 

[MockingXbird]

BSCK BICHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

 

[TheAncientCelt]

GO AWAY MOCK, WE NO LONGER WANT YOU HERE!

 

[MockingXbird]

FU CENTY. YOU WERE NEVER WANTED

 

[TheAncientCelt]

This place is sort of dead. .

 

[MockingXbird]

JDNKSJSKSBEBE OH EBES

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Much death in this chat.


#HUNTtheTRUTH is creating such a Halo 5 hype.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I honestly don't find it good at all. Maybe because I just look over, see a commercial on TV and that was my first interaction with it. Sorta doesn't seem like the Halo I know.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Wake up on my birthday to a phone call. I picked it up, they hung up. I looked up the number, it's from Oregon. Why, Church? I was sleeping quite well.

[/QUOTE]
Absolutely not me. I was way to busy trying to keep my greatest friend alive that day, and didn't give a fuck about anything besides doing that. If I called anyone that day, it was for my parents to come help me. So, sorry bud, but it wasn't me.


 
Sorry I've been gone for the last week or so, guys. March 26-29 were, by far, the hardest and worst days in my life. And that was no exaggeration. So I was too busy and distraught and tired and depressed and frustrated to do anything on the internet.


Anyway, has anyone else seen the premiere for season 13 of RvB? Because, needless to say, that just fucked me up as bad as the trailer did. It fucked me up so bad...those brilliant assholes. I told my friends that this season would mess me up. And, hey look! It already is. Lots of things have been messing me up during the last two weeks and I don like it.

 

[Wintermute]

Where the hell is everyone? Especially Huntrey. I wonder where he went off to.

 

[MockingXbird]

RCJDKDJJSUWIWW U CANT STOP SNEEZING MOTHERFUCKING SHIT DKNSMSSJSBEJWJWNWJJE

 

[Wintermute]

Welcome back Mock.

 

[MockingXbird]

SUP BICH *LE BURNING SHIT* IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK


 
I'm totes going to test out this post completer thing


 
O3o

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Just saw the new episode! OHHHH MYYYY GODDDD! The counselor! The Meta! Ohhhh myyyy goddddd