Birdsie
The God-Emperor of Mankind
Captain GabrielOoo ooo! I like the 1st one! That sounds fun!
You heard her. The baby wants her toy.
Be a maid, or I'll kill you in your sleep.
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Captain GabrielOoo ooo! I like the 1st one! That sounds fun!
Darn it! Threaten with more passion! Show your eternal youth, through pure scariness!
You give up so quickly. Be more assertive and JUST DO IT!
Darn it! Threaten with more passion! Show your eternal youth, through pure scariness!
Fine.You give up so quickly. Be more assertive and JUST DO IT!
OBEY ME. *Creepy voice*
Haha, of course.Birdsie ... and if you fail me.... I expect your guy to fill that role... and he better sport the nicest maid outfit I ever seen. *Stern look of no forgiveness for failure.*
NO.I'm starting to be very happy I decided on a spellblade as my character instead of an actual maid...
If I ever finish this post. It's the most goddamn amazing BBCode you'll ever see.Haha, of course.
You'd like some arsenic with your tea, I presume?
NO.
I mean... Alteras, can you do me a real solid?
*Nervous chuckle*If I ever finish this post. It's the most goddamn amazing BBCode you'll ever see.
What? You threatened to hurt your Senpai? I can't believe it! I'm afraid I can't associate with you anymore, you obviously have malice for me and wish to harm me, I can't believe I'd put trust in you at all. It's over, follow someone else if you think so little of me! *Crosses her arms turning her head away.*Haha, of course.
You'd like some arsenic with your tea, I presume?
"Okay," he blankly stated, with a spoon of strawberry ice-cream shoved in his mouth. His face held no emotion, merely some satisfaction from its taste. "I am a complete psychopath, senpai. I don't need you for emotional support anymore. Due to the abuse I suffered under you, my mind underwent metamorphosis."What? You threatened to hurt your Senpai? I can't believe it! I'm afraid I can't associate with you anymore, you obviously have malice for me and wish to harm me, I can't believe I'd put trust in you at all. It's over, follow someone else if you think so little of me! *Crosses her arms turning her head away.*
*Sighs* Very well... you are dismissed then. I'm off to take a nice warm bath, I'll find another maid to help me with it. *nods.*"Okay," he blankly stated, with a spoon of strawberry ice-cream shoved in his mouth. His face held no emotion, merely some satisfaction from its taste. "I am a complete psychopath, senpai. I don't need you for emotional support anymore. Due to the abuse I suffered under you, my mind underwent metamorphosis."
Maybe you could learn to be empathetic instead? Repeat after me: E-M-P-A-T-H-Y.*Sighs* Very well... you are dismissed then. I'm off to take a nice warm bath, I'll find another maid to help me with it. *nods.*
*To busy locked away in the other room bathing to hear.*Maybe you could learn to be empathetic instead? Repeat after me: E-M-P-A-T-H-Y.
...*To busy locked away in the other room bathing to hear.*
*Peacefully hums while playing with her rubber duckies in the bath, cause rubber duckies are bad arse!*...
Young lady! I mean... older lady! I'm younger than you since you're the senpai X_X
I will blind myself with this chain-axe and then come in there if I have to! Do you hear me!? *Holds chain-axe in his hand, just over his eyes about to cut them apart*
Alright. You forced me to do this. *CUTS HIS EYES OUT**Peacefully hums while playing with her rubber duckies in the bath, cause rubber duckies are bad arse!*
Yes, but no one expects he's evil.
Alright. You forced me to do this. *CUTS HIS EYES OUT*
*Kicks down the door*
AHA!... I can't see... *Realizes he's blind and panics* OH MY GOD! I'm bliiiiiiiiind! *Gets on his knees and cries from shock, pain, torment, and the cruel truth that he won't ever see again because he wanted to teach someone how to be empathetic*
GhostHelp me out here, you all. What would be a super unoriginal name for a little kid to give a giantobliviously evilghost they accidentally brought back to life?
Derrick!Help me out here, you all. What would be a super unoriginal name for a little kid to give a giantobliviously evilghost they accidentally brought back to life?