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  • Dear Sir:

    I have been requested by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company to contact you for assistance in resolving a matter. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company has recently concluded a large number of contracts for oil exploration in the sub-Sahara region. The contracts have immediately produced moneys equaling US$40,000,000. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company is desirous of oil exploration in other parts of the world, however, because of certain regulations of the Nigerian Government, it is unable to move these funds to another region.

    You assistance is requested as a non-Nigerian citizen to assist the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, and also the Central Bank of Nigeria, in moving these funds out of Nigeria. If the funds can be transferred to your name, in your United States account, then you can forward the funds as directed by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company. In exchange for your accommodating services, the Nigerian National Petroleum Company would agree to allow you to retain 10%, or US$4 million of this amount.

    However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to Nigerian law, you must presently be a depositor of at least US$100,000 in a Nigerian bank which is regulated by the Central Bank of Nigeria.

    If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in person in Lagos, and that during your visit I introduce you to the representatives of the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, as well as with certain officials of the Central Bank of Nigeria.

    Please call me at your earliest convenience at 18-467-4975. Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the Nigerian Government will realize that the Central Bank is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it.

    Yours truly,

    Prince Alyusi Islassis
    LegoLad659
    LegoLad659
    Don't trust it, there are far too few English errors >.>
    Good evening sir. You've tasked upon me a great challenge, one that I foresee will take me to lands unexplored, realms better left unseen, to people and memories that were never meant for consumption. Let me first tell you that I am honoured and elated that you have chosen to me to bear this burden. Yet, I have returned, after only exerting the bare minimum efforts I contain ... because we both have known the sad truth and answer to this dilemma since the very beginning: that nothing of note can be brought back with my return.

    There's no shame in giving up. Allowing the maw of despair to claim us whole. When you next awaken, may you find the perfect lure that sways your heart.
    You are admin? Prove it 🔪
    If you don't I'm going to bully you
    Alteras
    Satella
    Satella
    It's simple. You could. DISABLE. The unimportant notifications I get every once in a while from the staff. Right?
    Simple really.
    HEWwwoooooo!! Dose chu has fluffy tail?? -Peeks around a rock-
    Alteras
    Alteras
    Unfortunately not... fluffy tails are a rarity that I do not have. Perhaps you'll be able to find one on a fellow lupus?
    Melody Otachi
    Melody Otachi
    -Huffs-
    What's the sauce on that cover image?
    Alteras
    Alteras
    Forgotten Home
    Forgotten Home
    Thanku!
    Yoooo, ya'll please make your code mobile compatible, or at least not break the page!!!! A vast majority of RPN's users use exclusively mobile. Adopt flexbox. Learn how to use maxWidth options in your classes. Position relative!!!!!
    LegoLad659
    LegoLad659
    Really it wouldn't even be that hard to just copy all the important stuff into a spoiler box so mobile users can read it. Just, at least do something!
    Hey, I have a question? Should I make a staff contact thread or..? It’s not really that important if a question though.
    Mr. Sparks
    Mr. Sparks
    It’s regarding my profile picture. I want to change it and I wanted to see if it was allowed. I can pm it to you and you can say if it’s allowed?
    Alteras
    Alteras
    That is fine, tho you'll prob get a better response from the staff contact thread, cuz then the entire staff will be able to deliberate on it if its really on the line.
    Mr. Sparks
    Mr. Sparks
    Alright, will do. Thank you sir/ma’am/nonconforming entity
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