911 What's your emergency?

[Fluffy Cookies]

What is the reason the avatar above you is calling the emergency services? Please make it funny because I'm having a really boring day.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

They left a cup on the counter top so I thought knocking it to the floor would teach you not to be a lazy hooman. A cat’s life is difficult.

 

[Fluffy Cookies]

Their hooman letting them lick chocolate off of a spoon when it is dangerous for them.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Leaving cookie batter in plain sight of their cat.

 

[Fluffy Cookies]

(OH NOOOO WHATEVER SHALL I DO!)
The Cat was too fluffy and it tripped on it's long hair and tumbled into their owner's dog and the dog wanted to play with the "toy"

 

[DarkKitsune]

Got their foot stuck in a sewage drain

 

[Fluffy Cookies]

(oof)
Got stuck in a tree

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Dog ate their homework

 

[Idea]

Homework ate my dog.

 

[Fluffy Cookies]

The cat ate my english homework then my history homework ate my cat before the dog ate the history homework that ate the cat that ate the english homework.

 

[Idea]

<<Ouroborous>>

 

[Fluffy Cookies]

by having a big idea about nothin important

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Thinking fluffy cookies are delicious

 

[Fluffy Cookies]

Licking a spoon and it got stuck on their tongue

 

[DarkKitsune]

Drank to much coffee.

Definitely not self projecting

 

[Fluffy Cookies]

Didn't drink enoug coffee

Don't worry I drink too much coffee every day anyway

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Stealing my coffee you fiend

 

[Fluffy Cookies]

Stealing MY coffee

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Claiming I stole your coffee

 

[Fluffy Cookies]

Cats shouldn't have coffee

 

[DarkKitsune]

a civil war going on over coffee

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

got in the middle of a civil war over coffee

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Egged on the coffee civil war!

 

[CrimsonDawn]

Provoked an feral squirrel.

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

said an instead of a and started getting hunted by the Grammar Karens