*internal struggle over whether to be a responsible person or to go back and buy that really really delicious looking deluxe sweets box you saw on display a moment ago*
Cookie Monster proceeded to take a very large bite out of them, happily sing "C is for Cookie" for an invisible audience, and then gobble the rest of you down as well. In one last act of revenge they gave Cookie monster a terrible stomach ache over the next day.
They disturbed a nest of Magic Flying Squirrels, which chased him into the nightmare circus. The Nightmare circus is, as is well known, the natural habitat of the killer clown. Luckily for our not-so-lucky friend, Magic squirrels and killer clowns are natural enemies so both parties forgot about...
Went down in an airplane, fried getting sun-tanned, fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand, met a shark under water, fell and no one caught them, caught in a mudslide, eaten by a lion, got run over by a crappy purple scion, dried up in the desert, drowned in the hot tub, danced to death at an...