accio_belle
// let's teach the pitiful children! //
straight-up just creepypasta massacre
How Did The Person Above You Die?
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Morzone
The Known Stranger
Died in the great collapsing Hrung disaster on Betelgeuse VII.
LadyLuckTakeTheWheel
“And if it goes wrong?” We run
Fainted
Necromantic
You faker than some Sweet 'N Low
died because lady luck took the wheel... but it was a bad luck day
BackSet
Ray of Sunshine
Was made part of a salad and then eaten.
Leon The Needled Riolu
Back after nearly 3 years!
Had there ears cut off.
BackSet
Ray of Sunshine
How does that kill someone?
Was caught in a fox trap.
Was caught in a fox trap.
Leon The Needled Riolu
Back after nearly 3 years!
Misuse of Portal Gun.
LadyLuckTakeTheWheel
“And if it goes wrong?” We run
a bad setback.
Leon The Needled Riolu
Back after nearly 3 years!
STABBED TO DEATH
koldun-noir
Inactive
SHOT
Tonstad39
God of wisdom
Was killed by a tribe of Fairies when she wandered into their fairy circle.
Leon The Needled Riolu
Back after nearly 3 years!
Brain exploded.
BackSet
Ray of Sunshine
Killed by the pope.
LadyLuckTakeTheWheel
“And if it goes wrong?” We run
furry uprising owo uwu
official clown business
Okay so our name is Piss and we are the Mafioso
He was cursed to always give people a thumbs down. One day he had a little too much to drink and tried to give someone a thumbs up instead.
Today, we celebrate the anniversary of the statue, Drunken Man Giving A Thumbs Up. Such an inspiring piece of art.
Today, we celebrate the anniversary of the statue, Drunken Man Giving A Thumbs Up. Such an inspiring piece of art.
LadyLuckTakeTheWheel
“And if it goes wrong?” We run
so this dude, right? He's a skylander lookin mf. So I think he fuckin... uhhh... got killed by the bald dude with the tattoos.
BackSet
Ray of Sunshine
LadyLuckTakeTheWheel
“And if it goes wrong?” We run
you got murdered by furries
BackSet
Ray of Sunshine
But I like furries.
Wait, that came out wrong.
Let me change how I said that.
I do not find furries at all bad unless they engage in self-destructive behavior as a result of their furry-ness.
Also you died from death.
Wait, that came out wrong.
Let me change how I said that.
I do not find furries at all bad unless they engage in self-destructive behavior as a result of their furry-ness.
Also you died from death.
official clown business
Okay so our name is Piss and we are the Mafioso
In order to escape from the facility, our heroine must shoot for the moon.
Unfortunately, there was a solar eclipse happening at that time. And her aim was off just a little bit.
Unfortunately, there was a solar eclipse happening at that time. And her aim was off just a little bit.
LadyLuckTakeTheWheel
“And if it goes wrong?” We run
Did a cartwheel and impaled 'imself on their own horn
Tonstad39
God of wisdom
Was killed by a dragon that ravaged his home into a smouldering rise.
official clown business
Okay so our name is Piss and we are the Mafioso
One day, he took a wrong turn into an alley, and some shifty folks asked, "Hey, Hummingbird Man, you wanna try some... nectar?"
Of course he did - what kind of hummingbird dude turns that offer down? And boy, did Hummingbird Man like it. Sweet, sweet ambrosia from the bell flower. It made him feel amazing. Like he could do anything he wanted... like he was invincible.
Several hours later, Hummingbird Man was shot and killed by the police after attempting to rob a gas station and stabbing random passersby with his beak.
Nectar. Not even once.
Of course he did - what kind of hummingbird dude turns that offer down? And boy, did Hummingbird Man like it. Sweet, sweet ambrosia from the bell flower. It made him feel amazing. Like he could do anything he wanted... like he was invincible.
Several hours later, Hummingbird Man was shot and killed by the police after attempting to rob a gas station and stabbing random passersby with his beak.
Nectar. Not even once.
BackSet
Ray of Sunshine
He's an Ibis. Look it up.
Impaled for lack of knowledge,
Impaled for lack of knowledge,
