How Did The Person Above You Die?

Passed away peacefully, surrounded by loved ones and continues to watch over them all from a better place 😇
 
One fateful day, all of the birds in the bird kingdom gathered together for an meeting to discuss a very important matter: the disappearance of the Woodpecker. They needed someone to take his place while the search for him began.

A tryout was held the next day, with many contestants such as the Hummingbird, the Shoebill, and some other birds with sharp beaks (listen I can't think of any right now), but in the end it was the Ibis who would take the moniker of Woodpecker for now.

Unfortunately, on the first day, the Ibis attempted to try pecking a tree, and two beehives descended onto his head. That was his last day on this world.
 
They disturbed a nest of Magic Flying Squirrels, which chased him into the nightmare circus. The Nightmare circus is, as is well known, the natural habitat of the killer clown. Luckily for our not-so-lucky friend, Magic squirrels and killer clowns are natural enemies so both parties forgot about chasing them and attacked each other. Sadly though, while he was attempting to escape in the confusion, he accidentally found himself in the yard of Senor Sasquatch. Unable to satisfy Senor Sasquatch through folk song and dance, which is the traditional way to apologize for being in a sasquatch's front yard after escaping kiler clowns and magic squirrels, they were promply captured, taken inside, and left in the pantry. Later that evening they would be baked into a delicious, but slightly over cooked, pie.
 
Their brain escaped from their ears after a poorly made ytp made their ears bleed and the video was so cringe that the praib ran away fron the person herself.
 
They, being a god o' fate, wrote down a pretty melodramatic and unfortunate life for some poor soul on the mortal realm. That soul died, revived because of their extreme hatred, worked their way up to godhood and took that god's fancy pen and stuck it under their fancy mattress, stabbing them to death.
 
Cookie Monster proceeded to take a very large bite out of them, happily sing "C is for Cookie" for an invisible audience, and then gobble the rest of you down as well. In one last act of revenge they gave Cookie monster a terrible stomach ache over the next day.
 
Idea Idea died by reading a long comment on a deviantart page, she shrugged off the death threat and the rediculous scenario. But, mere moments later a blonde girl of five years stood in her bathroom with a knife in her hand. The girl stabbed idea in the chest and put a hex on her zombie accound and those who don’t share or reply to idea’s messages run the risk of being next to be killed by the same Internet ghost.
 
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One day, they just weren't feeling it. They had this massive writer's block, so they went to take a shower with their very peculiar showercap. Then suddenly, a lightbulb! They rushed out of the shower, grabbed a pen shouting "Eureka!" and opened a nearby closet searching for paper to write on.

Little did they realize that was no light bulb. The Sun was simply falling on their head.
 
Were executed for the crime of poaching on the kings land, for which they were believed to be guilty but later found to be innocent. The method of execution was, tied to a metal donkey that slowly heated.
 
After Pestilence won Death's scythe in a drunken poker tournament, Death came back with his buddy War and set fire to that cheating bastard's house. There's nothing left of it now.
 
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