Corrupt a Wish

[Morzone]

Dude wth

Granted but now you are in a hospital being tested on

You didn't wish for anything, but it gets granted anyway.

I wish to have my own epic theme music.

 

[NecromancerNight]

Granted, but everyone has a unique epic theme music playing at the same volume so it sounds like static everywhere you go.

I wish I can absorb water in the air so I don't have to drink water.

 

[Steise]

Granted, but you're trapped in a desert

I wish for 1000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs.

 

[Morzone]

Granted, but as they hug you they bite you at the same time,abd the light is so intense you end up not being able to see a thing in front of you for some time.

I wish I could cook that creamy mushroom sauce I have been trying for years.

Granted. But you're also Allergic to the Mushrooms you used to make it.

I wish I could run a Marathon

 

[Webs Elk]

Granted. But you're also Allergic to the Mushrooms you used to make it.

I wish I could run a Marathon

Granted but now you will keep running until you perish (and maybe even after that)

I wish to know who Joe is

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

Granted, but there are more than a thousand Joes in the world...

I wish that I were in the MCU.

 

[Steise]

Granted, but you dont realize you're sleeping and the dream is just night passing in quasi-real time while you lay there.

I wish I had blue skin.

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

Granted, but now everyone you see thinks you’re one of those Avatar cosplays.

I wish that I could meet Spider-Man.

 

[NovelLoyalty]

Granted, but turns out he has kleptomania and steals your wallet/purse.

I wish that I could go to space.

 

[Comicwolf]

Granted, but turns out he has kleptomania and steals your wallet/purse.

I wish that I could go to space.

Granted but you crash on a planet and start to lose oxygen

I wish i had rpers to rp with

 

[proiettile]

i revived this thread, haha.

Granted, but the RPers ghost you after the first post.

I wish to have a corrupted wish.

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

Blessings are showered upon you!

I wish to eat cake for breakfast.

 

[Comicwolf]

i revived this thread, haha.

Granted, but the RPers ghost you after the first post.

I wish to have a corrupted wish.

*cries silently*

 

[5cookie]

Blessings are showered upon you!

I wish to eat cake for breakfast.

(Comicwolf didnt answer the wish or make his own btw)

Granted, but itd oesn't taste good :<

I wish a Twitch streamer I offered to make emotes for for free would accept my offer because I don't wanna be paid for them

 

[proiettile]

Granted, but the twitch streamer tricks you into buying some random dude's website for $30k,
i want a bunny mask ^^

 

[NovelLoyalty]

Granted, but it arrives and the ears are sold separately.

I wish my clean shoes never got dirty...

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

Granted, but now you are mysteriously unable to wear them.

I wish that I could get rid of my writer’s block.

 

[proiettile]

Granted, but now you have writer's ball.

i want. that is what i want.

 

[Comicwolf]

Granted, but you receive a murderous spider and end up dead.

I wish for a cup of coffee.

Granted but now you cant sit down or stop because of high on caffeine


I wish i could talk to my dog

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

Granted, but now your dog won’t stop talking!

I wish for my sisters to stop being loud *for a short while*.

 

[Comicwolf]

Granted, but now your dog won’t stop talking!

I wish for my sisters to stop being loud *for a short while*.

granted but now your sisters are like a time bomb and whisper too quietly

I wish you would reply back to me in rp

 

[Deredere]

granted but now your sisters are like a time bomb and whisper too quietly

I wish you would reply back to me in rp

Granted, but now they only send memes

I wish I was a boy.

 

[Superfly47]

Granted, but you're a boy from 1600 England where you work in the theater as an actor who dresses up as a girl. (this is when females weren't allowed to act, so all girl roles were played by boys)

I wish I was a girl.

 

[Deredere]

Granted, but you're a boy from 1600 England where you work in the theater as an actor who dresses up as a girl. (this is when females weren't allowed to act, so all girl roles were played by boys)

I wish I was a girl.

Granted, you have a vagina and you're pregnant.
I wish I had a cat.

 

[Superfly47]

(if I were pregnant I would hope I had a vagina.)

Granted, but you're a cat with rabbies who chases his own tail.

I wish my hands were see through.