Badly Describe a Game Here

The board game equivalent of a super powered, emotionally changing from kind but seductive, to militaristic and using you like a sentient chair, yet still hyper feminine German woman: Fight to the death over a desert and thin passageways. Roflstomp your opponents with little tin men, while living your fantasy of what every man dreams of being. The ultimate Chad.
-Campaign: for North Africa.

Border-based Monopoly, warfare edition.
-Risk.

Risk's steroided German elder brother.
-Attack!

Stack your opponents to death. The lost in translation edition.
-Lifesized/Human scale Jenga

Minefield but with two people.
-Battleship.

Swarm millions of flashlight using homemade rogue green army men with thousands of rounds a second, originating from a single homemade Uberwaffe artillery emplacement with limbs that screams at you, supported by Tesla/atomic supermen. Laugh maniacally as their player will cry and troops die. Forever be feared for only the cost of 500 dollars USD, or making your own out of a massive 3D printer and/or random rubbish in the garage. Even a tiny wire 3 years old and a bent piece of plastic is all useful.
-WARHAMMER: 40,000.
 
Escape a crazy lady by walking down a hallway. again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again.

P.T.
 
A brain-dead mailman gets addicted to every drug in existence, shrugs off bullets and explosives, stands in the same position for 24 hours straight without blinking, eating or drinking, and is quite possibly a god by the end of it

-Fallout NV
 
Really, is the soundtrack just screaming?

-DOOM




REALLY IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO HAVE PIRATES, VIKINGS AND KNIGHTS IN THE SAME FUCKING GAME THEY WERE FROM DIFFERENT ERA- RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM GIMME MORE RUM

- PVK II
 
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Just use fireball and ONLY fireball.
Just fireball.
Just fireball.
Just fireball.
Just fireball.
-D&D
 
there is no way to badly describe this.

- I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin' Good Dating Sim!
 
Apples to Apples but substantially more fucked up.
-Cards Against Humanity
 

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