How Did The Person Above You Die?

[BackSet]

Killed for messing up the myth. Osiris was the one bound in bandages and shoved in sarcophagus. Not Thoth. (Also the flesh eating beetle thing didn't happen at all).

 

[PsychicSoldierAthena]

Popped a blood vessel after losing yet another high profile case to a ditzy, sometimes amnesiac and unprofessional defense attorney.

 

[BackSet]

Drank too many milkshakes.

 

[Tonstad39]

Was killed my marxists for dressing too pretentiously

 

[BackSet]

Cremated while still living.

 

[Tonstad39]

Was excecuted for crimes of Piracy and high treason.

 

[AnimeGenork]

Well you see
The Egyptian gods have been out of favor for freaking ever
So
Yeah
You ded

 

[Sir Fungus]

Their duck subjects were done with their tyrannical rule and overthrew them.

 

[Tonstad39]

Was purged by his own inquisition following affairs with a Succubus.

 

[BackSet]

Was burned to a crisp by the sun above him.

 

[AnimeGenork]

Was also burned to a crisp by that goddamn sun

 

[Idea]

Committed suicide over the stress of the other laywer constantly getting away with insane "evidence".

 

[Morzone]

They got stabbed and with their dying wish told their buddy to destroy his computer.

 

[Tonstad39]

Died of having his skull town apart by a giant squirrel

 

[Drake Derringer]

mummified alive for posing as a god, his secret exposed by the flaw in his spelling error. Because only mortals make mistakes.

 

[PandorasBox101]

"On Thurday, January 7th, 2019, Drake Derringer (AKA The Joker) was found dead after Batman had finally had enough of his shit and pushed him onto the street, driving him over with his Batmobile."

 

[Idea]

Opened pandora's box.

Pandora didn't like that.

 

[PandorasBox101]

Accidentally swung their katana around and hit themselves in the face during a fight. Needless to say, their opponent was scarred for life.

 

[Morzone]

There is an art, or rather, a knack, to flying. The Knack lies in being able to throw yourself at the ground. And miss.

They Lacked the knack.

 

[Tonstad39]

Had his car hacked into then driven into the sea no thanks to a Deadsec operative

 

[Idea]

Stayed in the tanning booth too long

 

[Morzone]

Went down in an airplane, fried getting sun-tanned, fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand, met a shark under water, fell and no one caught them, caught in a mudslide, eaten by a lion, got run over by a crappy purple scion, dried up in the desert, drowned in the hot tub, danced to death at an east side night club.

 

[Behind_The_Camera]

A cat clearly hated them, so said cat suffocated them in their sleep. It may or may not have also taken a dump in their bed, who knows?

 

[Tonstad39]

The mask merged with Behind_The_Camera ‘s face and when she broke into someone’s house, the mask flayed her after falling on a windowsill that bluck the unmoving white face off!

 

[Satanic Nightjar]

A bird flew so hard at Tonstad39 's face that they momentarily merged together.
Neither survived long after that!